Randy's definitions

peni-chair

A chair that has a penis on it. You cant sit on it.

I just got this new peni-chair in. Its extra comfy

by Randy July 24, 2003

Jack

To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store.

Yo nigga! Yo shit got jacked!

by Randy January 29, 2006

raw

When a vagina gets dry and sore from extended periods of penetration and stimulation.

You're getting raw, are you sure you don't want me to stop?

by Randy November 15, 2004

ass raiding commando

adj; homosexual who loves the cock in his ass

dude, this guy is an ass raiding commando

by randy January 13, 2005

beeramid

a pyramid made with beer cans

dont knock over my beeramid!

by randy August 30, 2004

ass burner

a flaming dump, one which is often characterized by a burning sensation in the cornhole.

Bro, after those hotwings i went to the head for a 30 minute ass burner.

by Randy August 11, 2004

mmk

A sound made by combining a mumble and the last half of "OK". Represents a distracted affirmation

"Could you do this for me?"
"Mmk..."

by Randy August 1, 2004