Randy's definitions

ass burner

a flaming dump, one which is often characterized by a burning sensation in the cornhole.

Bro, after those hotwings i went to the head for a 30 minute ass burner.

by Randy August 11, 2004

beeramid

a pyramid made with beer cans

dont knock over my beeramid!

by randy August 30, 2004

Jack

To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store.

Yo nigga! Yo shit got jacked!

by Randy January 29, 2006

botanica

A sudden act of foolishness that's normally caused by excessive drinking and inhaling way to much ether...and of course, urine.

Last night I got the biggest botanica, and I for some reason I have bad breath.

by Randy October 21, 2004

dolewhip

Also known as the Danza Slap, this is when one takes their penis in their hand and gives someone a sharp smack across the face with it. Also related to the dole-beating.

Linda ate my fried rice so I dropped my trousers and gave her a dolewhip.

by Randy June 1, 2004

dentfuck

Dentfuck is to dent someones car multiple times with an object.

Mike totally dentfucked that car.

or

I dentfucked that car with a hammer.

by Randy June 21, 2004

greasy spoon

when two sexual partners laying in the spoon position, the assumed male position (of behind) takes a spoon "greased" in KY jelly- sticks it into his own anus then removes it from his anus to give the assumed female position (in front)- then shoves the spoon into her mouth and twist's back and forth with a sharp wrist like movement.

this was made up while playing a game of catch phrase while inhebreated. the greasy spoon came up and sounded like a sexual position so we made the most disgusting thing we could think of for it... hope you like

my girlfriend has been bad, if she keeps it up i'm gonna give her the greasy spoon.

by Randy December 2, 2004