Randy's definitions

ass raiding commando

adj; homosexual who loves the cock in his ass

dude, this guy is an ass raiding commando

by randy January 13, 2005

raw

When a vagina gets dry and sore from extended periods of penetration and stimulation.

You're getting raw, are you sure you don't want me to stop?

by Randy November 15, 2004

beeramid

a pyramid made with beer cans

dont knock over my beeramid!

by randy August 30, 2004

ass burner

a flaming dump, one which is often characterized by a burning sensation in the cornhole.

Bro, after those hotwings i went to the head for a 30 minute ass burner.

by Randy August 11, 2004

porky pig

when a college girl on a dare rides around town bottemless but with top on

porky pig the cartoon only wears a shirt

by randy April 24, 2005

Jack

To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store.

Yo nigga! Yo shit got jacked!

by Randy January 29, 2006

peni-chair

A chair that has a penis on it. You cant sit on it.

I just got this new peni-chair in. Its extra comfy

by Randy July 24, 2003