4 definitions by Ramm_Stein

Jersey Shore

A really fucking stupid show about trashy fuckasses. I live in New Jersey, and it's NOTHING like that.

Jersey Shore is a disgrace to my state.

by Ramm_Stein July 17, 2015

friendsimp

Combination of friendship and simp.

(noun) one who simps for a person in a platonic (non-sexual, non-romantic) manner.

(verb) the act of simping in a platonic manner.

A: "I've donated $100 to this streamer in the past week. He's not my type, but I would die to be his friend."

B: "You're such a friendsimp."

by Ramm_Stein July 3, 2020

sex

An activity engaged in by persons with developed reproductive systems that occasionally results in the creation of small, pink or brown gremlins known as "offspring". Said gremlins are created when an egg cell and sperm cell combine. The gremlin will incubate in the mother's womb for ten months and absorb nutrients before being expelled in a process known as "childbirth". It will then proceed to cry, defecate, and emit a foul odour dubbed "new baby smell". In most cases, upon coming into contact with the odour, the gremlin's host(s) will befome very attached to it.

Tom: Hey, Jenny, want to have sex?
Jenny: Ew, no! I don't want to host a gremlin!

by Ramm_Stein March 1, 2017

Anton

One of the weirdest guys you will ever meet. Comes off as cold and snobbish, but is actually pretty funny. Is an honors student and never goes outside. Probably on Team Instinct.

Person 1: Is that Anton over there?
Person 2: What the hell is he doing outside?

by Ramm_Stein September 5, 2016