Radclyffe's definitions

smeg head

From the comedy sci-fi show Red Dwarf smeg-head is an insult which can mean 'idiot' or basically 'bastard.'

"You complete smeg head Lister."
"He's such a smeg head he'd stick his finger in a plug socket."

by Radclyffe November 8, 2003

Smeg for Brains

From the sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf.
Someone very stupid. A form of shit for brains. An insult.

"Hey, smeg for brains- get us another beer."

by Radclyffe November 8, 2003

Little Britain

A TV show which is basically the league of gentlemen spread out over the rest of Britian. Zany and dark in part, but hilarious in every way, like the League- most characters are played by the smae two actors. A must see.

Little Britian is almost as good as the League.

"Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but." (If you've seen it you'll know!)

by Radclyffe December 1, 2003

monkey dust

An animated comedy which makes little sense but still seems one of the most amusing things on telly this decade.

"Monkey Dust- BBC3 - 9:30 - Tuesday (?) Watch it!"

by Radclyffe December 1, 2003

Merton

An insult for someone who is interested in the occult or a nerd. ALso used for Goths. Not very offensive as it's not well known. Taken from the series 'Big Wolf on Campus' which starred Danny Smith as Merton J Dingle a Gothic nerd with an occult obbsession.

"Have you seen that new lad- he's such a Merton."
"Black nail varnish, Book of Shadows and 100% in Science- you'resuch a Merton."

by Radclyffe December 1, 2003

Shirland

A lonely village populated only by a few oldies, couple of preppies and ME! The only realy reason to go there is for the good looking guy in Fusebox.

I passed through Shirland the otherday, it's so small- blink and you'll miss it.

by Radclyffe December 7, 2003

Beenie Hat

A stye of hat (like a woolly hat but minus the bobble) it's often worn by Craig David, nerds, punks or ME.

I'm never without my black skull beenie.

by Radclyffe December 7, 2003