5 definitions by RVDestroyer69
An extended period of excessive, recreational usage of the popular anxiety medication xanax, typically lasting for several days, though in some cases much longer. These benders are marked by short- and long-term memory loss, blackouts, binge eating, exhaustion, slurred speech, lowered inhibitions, impaired decisionmaking abilities, and bizarre behavior.
Bro, that xanax bender was so insane, I don't remember anything that happened the entire weekend!
After waking up naked in the woods behind his dorm, Jim knew the xanax bender had gone too far, yet he felt powerless to stop it.
After waking up naked in the woods behind his dorm, Jim knew the xanax bender had gone too far, yet he felt powerless to stop it.
by RVDestroyer69 February 8, 2008
1. The state of carefree emotional detachment experienced by students of Vanderbilt University, where good looks, expensive cars, and fine drugs and alcohol are things to be taken for granted in life and everything else is considered "poor people problems".
2. The paradigm, or world view, of a typical Vanderbilt kid, who has never worked a day in his life but enjoys blowing lines off his daddy's MasterCard while drunk driving gorgeous sorority girls around campus on blunt rides in his BMW.
3. Vanderbilt University.
(Can also be used as an adjective)
2. The paradigm, or world view, of a typical Vanderbilt kid, who has never worked a day in his life but enjoys blowing lines off his daddy's MasterCard while drunk driving gorgeous sorority girls around campus on blunt rides in his BMW.
3. Vanderbilt University.
(Can also be used as an adjective)
When Scott saw the headline about the Darfur genocide, he was momentarily distracted from his life of Vanderblah. After taking another bong rip and turning on his XBox 360, he had forgotten about Darfur entirely: Ah, Vanderblah!
As Sarah sped her RangeRover down West End, she pointed to the raggedy man on the bench, joking, "That homeless loser will never enjoy a day of Vanderblah in his life!"
As Sarah sped her RangeRover down West End, she pointed to the raggedy man on the bench, joking, "That homeless loser will never enjoy a day of Vanderblah in his life!"
by RVDestroyer69 February 8, 2008
A person who inserts gerbils or other small rodents into his or her rectum for sexual gratification. Gerbil fuckers are often, though not always, homosexual males.
Which one of you sick gerbil fuckers stole my pet hamster?
When the ER doctor retrieved the lifeless wet clump of fur from Richard Gere's rectum, his suspicions were confirmed-- Gere was indeed a gerbil fucker.
When the ER doctor retrieved the lifeless wet clump of fur from Richard Gere's rectum, his suspicions were confirmed-- Gere was indeed a gerbil fucker.
by RVDestroyer69 February 8, 2008
Medical term referring to the experience of irrational, insatiable hunger that typically follows recreational administration of the popular anxiety drug Xanax.
Xanax munchies are frequently accompanied by blackouts, during which one forgets what foods he or she has just recently eaten.
Xanax munchies are frequently accompanied by blackouts, during which one forgets what foods he or she has just recently eaten.
Dude, I got the xanax munchies so bad last night, I ate a whole pizza and woke up with chinese food all over my bed.
When all of that xanax we took kicks in, we're going to have a severe case of xanax munchies.
When all of that xanax we took kicks in, we're going to have a severe case of xanax munchies.
by RVDestroyer69 February 8, 2008
A genetically engineered hybrid cross between a human being and a rat.
On the "rat monster" episode of the SciFi Network prank show "Scare Tactics", a gay PETA activist was frightened during a prank involving a midget in a scary rat costume.
On the "rat monster" episode of the SciFi Network prank show "Scare Tactics", a gay PETA activist was frightened during a prank involving a midget in a scary rat costume.
After gently fornicating with her beloved pet male rat, Susan prayed that she might soon birth a beautiful baby rat monster.
The faggot squealed like a bitch when the rat monster scurried across the laboratory floor.
The faggot squealed like a bitch when the rat monster scurried across the laboratory floor.
by RVDestroyer69 February 8, 2008