R.B.'s definitions

wanky

Indulgent, pretentious, simultaneously showy and useless.

"That 8-minute guitar solo was incomparably wanky"

by R.B. September 7, 2004

Sonic 500

When a person gets in their car, drives around the Sonic, drives as fast as they can down 10th street to our pathetic excuse of a mall, drives around the mall, and drives back to Sonic.

person #1: What'd u wanna do?
person #2: Idk, How bout the Sonic 500?

by R.B. May 7, 2005

Roanoke Rapids

The half way point between NY and FL. Commonly known as Redneck rapids b/c of the retards doing the Sonic 500. It has an empty building with a few stores that ppl call a mall...but its not. The "hang out" place in town is walmart. The only place of sanity is Starbucks.

You can not get away from ro rap ppl. No matter where u go, it never fails that you see someone from Roanoke Rapids.

by R.B. May 7, 2005