1 definition by Queefme
A man with an exceptionally large penis greater than 10 inches. This male has to stand about a foot away from a urinal to piss and has trouble taking a dump because his penis gets in the way. He is very skilled with his penis and when his hands get tired or writing he whips out his penis to write. His penis also serves as a baton and has served to knock down many escaping criminals.
It is rumored that his penis has an iq of 170 and is used to boink the brains out of its victims
It is rumored that his penis has an iq of 170 and is used to boink the brains out of its victims
by Queefme April 22, 2009