1026 definitions by QuacksO
Litigious golfer, after getting whacked with a golf ball: You hit me with your ball --- I'm gonna sue you for three million dollars!
Fellow golfer: Well, I actually yelled, "Fore!", sir.
Litigious golfer, thinking he's gonna be even more "foretunate" than he'd initially expected: Okay, I'll take that amount instead.
Fellow golfer: Well, I actually yelled, "Fore!", sir.
Litigious golfer, thinking he's gonna be even more "foretunate" than he'd initially expected: Okay, I'll take that amount instead.
by QuacksO May 9, 2022
To "fatally" screw up someone's "natural" or "normal" progression into maturity; two of the most common forms of this abuse are to either invalidly/excessively tell a tender/naive-minded little one to "grow up already", or to put down an adult by "treating him like a five-year-old".
I signed up for adult-counselling in an effort to get my social screws tightened, and they did an excellent job --- one big way they helped me was to teach me to recognize when others were trying to youthanize me, and then simply disregard these verbal barbs so that they could no longer hurt me emotionally.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
The infamous super-successful mid-20th-century eccentric painter who really loved his colors. His father, Howard Hews, made his own fortune from designing heavy-duty truck-mudflaps.
Howard Hues maintained the family tradition of genius generating fabulous wealth from his awesomely-colored paintings; his father, Howard Hews, had made his own fortune from designing heavy-duty truck-mudflaps.
by QuacksO December 12, 2017
Anytime am irritably-overbearing a**h**e snorts. "No more "Mr. Nice Guy", I get really nervous --- he was already being mean and hostile up to that point, and so if THAT was his idea of GOOD behavior, then Heaven help us when he "pulls out all the stops" and acts in ways that he himself views as NOT nice...!
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
Jed is such a cocoanut that he actually looks forward to an extra-chilly winter, since colder weather prompts more people to offer visitors a steaming cup of da sweet brown "muddy stuff".
by QuacksO September 30, 2018
Thanks to Slick Willie's frequent inneraction with da women in his life, it's unclear how many children he has actually fathered.
by QuacksO January 6, 2023
Stands for "All By My Lonesome", and is a reply that someone gives when asked whether he has others with him at a certain time, but he in fact "going solo" on that occasion.
Girl, unexpectedly showing up at a dude's front door: Am I interrupting anything? Do you have others here whom I'd be disturbing?
Guy: Nope, not at all, Sweet Cheex --- I'm a.b.m.l. at da moment. Come right on in and stay a while.
Guy: Nope, not at all, Sweet Cheex --- I'm a.b.m.l. at da moment. Come right on in and stay a while.
by QuacksO December 30, 2019