Definitions by Qinhlerjano
Piutcin Cookie
A cookie which has liquified Cocaine and Ketamine injected inside of it, and on some occasions, also with Heroine. The cookie would resemble a chocolate chip cookie, but instead of the chocolate being chocolate, it would be balls of pure Marijuana with brown food coloring.
Piutcin Cookie by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019
Yikes Joke
A joke which makes other people go "YIKES". That's the jokes only purpose, not to be good or funny, but to make people go yikes.
*The following jokes are not supposed to offend anyone and are mostly comprised of yo mamma jokes
Yo mamma so Arabic, whenever she sees pirate movies and someone says "Bombs ahead" she instinctively yells out "ALLAH AKBAR"
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, the only times she ever sees America is on terrorist missions.
Yo mamma so German when she sees a Jew she farts whispering "gas the Jews"
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern whenever she tries to say "Obama" she always says the "b" as an "s"
Yo mamma so American, she called 911 when her shadow wasn't white
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when someone told her to call 911 for an emergency, she contacted the leader of ISIS to call in Kamikaze attacks the next September
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when she's on a plane she always remembers to pack crowbar
Yo mamma so Pakistani, when she learned about tallies and how they help you with math in school, she wrote the definition of tally on a test by adding a "ban" to it and writing "A group of smart people in Pakistan which are trying to take down all the bad countries and make the world a better place.
Yo mamma so German, whenever she see's a Jew she (this joke is literally to bad for me to write down, and same with the American joke I was also going to write down. The joke was going to be about schools so you know what kind of yikes joke it was gonna be)
Yo mamma so Arabic, whenever she sees pirate movies and someone says "Bombs ahead" she instinctively yells out "ALLAH AKBAR"
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, the only times she ever sees America is on terrorist missions.
Yo mamma so German when she sees a Jew she farts whispering "gas the Jews"
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern whenever she tries to say "Obama" she always says the "b" as an "s"
Yo mamma so American, she called 911 when her shadow wasn't white
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when someone told her to call 911 for an emergency, she contacted the leader of ISIS to call in Kamikaze attacks the next September
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when she's on a plane she always remembers to pack crowbar
Yo mamma so Pakistani, when she learned about tallies and how they help you with math in school, she wrote the definition of tally on a test by adding a "ban" to it and writing "A group of smart people in Pakistan which are trying to take down all the bad countries and make the world a better place.
Yo mamma so German, whenever she see's a Jew she (this joke is literally to bad for me to write down, and same with the American joke I was also going to write down. The joke was going to be about schools so you know what kind of yikes joke it was gonna be)
Yikes Joke by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019
Philosophy
It's basically when you say "Me am I, I am Me" so many times you descend to another level of life. For every week you say "Me am I, I am Me" you gain 1 IQ which is why people like Aristurtle were so smart. A common perk of becoming a top-tier Philosopher is that you become a Kung-Fu master and also a turtle.
Guy 1 - Have you watched the movie Kung-Fu Bear yet. The Urugway guy said "Me am I, I am Me" so many times he became a Kung-Fu master! Now THAT is philosophy at its fullest. I mean, he became a TURTLE, a literal TURTLE.
Guy 2 - Yeah dude, I know. Have you watched the new premier of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles? The producer thought that maybe people weren't watching the show because most of the people that did watch it are now adults, so it's now "Middle- Aged Depressed Mutant Turtles. I'm Pretty sure the turtles became Ninjas because they did that too.
Guy 1 - Wait, IS THAT MY DA... oh wait it's just a turtle.
Guy 2 - Well ok the...
Guy 1 - WAIT DAD
Guy 2 - Yeah dude, I know. Have you watched the new premier of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles? The producer thought that maybe people weren't watching the show because most of the people that did watch it are now adults, so it's now "Middle- Aged Depressed Mutant Turtles. I'm Pretty sure the turtles became Ninjas because they did that too.
Guy 1 - Wait, IS THAT MY DA... oh wait it's just a turtle.
Guy 2 - Well ok the...
Guy 1 - WAIT DAD
Philosophy by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019
Tastes Loud
Like the term "smells loud" except with taste. If something tastes loud, it usually refers to the taste of Marijuana being extreme or at it's most. It can refer to practically any other drug to, but mostly used with Marijuana.
This pot tastes loud like hell man, I mean, I thought it was a thnead when Josh gave it to me but I guess not.
Tastes Loud by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019
Coka Cokla
Coca Cola except instead of sugar, it's a mix of Cocaine, powdered Ecstasy, Ketamine, and Crystal Meth.
Coka Cokla by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019
Thnead
John who had just bought weed and had his first try was disappointed to realize he was scammed out of his money since the weed he bought were thnead.
Thnead by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019