Qinhlerjano's definitions

Tastes Loud

Like the term "smells loud" except with taste. If something tastes loud, it usually refers to the taste of Marijuana being extreme or at it's most. It can refer to practically any other drug to, but mostly used with Marijuana.

This pot tastes loud like hell man, I mean, I thought it was a thnead when Josh gave it to me but I guess not.

by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019

BRN R

Boi
Right
Now

Really

BRN R, I JUST GOT BACK FROM SELLING DOG HAIR OUTSIDE A 7/11 AND NOW YOU TELL I'M EVICTED FROM MY APARTMENT

by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019

Zhërooxhjën

Someone who is being really insensitive or rude pretending to not know it. They pretend to be ignorant since they know you'll be more annoyed if you think that they don't know what they're saying/doing is wrong. Also 1. Zhërooxhjën isn't a real word (obviously) and 2. it's pronounced "zshEroojgyEn"

Zhërooxhjëns are basically just upgraded Karens since they know what they're saying/doing is bad so they can manipulate the situation to make what they're saying/doing even worse

by Qinhlerjano November 27, 2019

Taipen

Someone who can't be trusted or, on rare occasions, even be talked to. This can be of a bad history, first impression, or even because of someone's beliefs. The word came from the Taipan, the most deadly snake in the world, with both of them being untrustworthy, unwanted, and unsafe.

John was considered Taipen by his friends because of his history eating the children of meerkats in Africa.

by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019

Himalayan Sea Salt

Code name for Cocaine

Ay want some Himalayan sea salt?

Sure pal, how much it'll be?

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019

Philosophy

It's basically when you say "Me am I, I am Me" so many times you descend to another level of life. For every week you say "Me am I, I am Me" you gain 1 IQ which is why people like Aristurtle were so smart. A common perk of becoming a top-tier Philosopher is that you become a Kung-Fu master and also a turtle.

Guy 1 - Have you watched the movie Kung-Fu Bear yet. The Urugway guy said "Me am I, I am Me" so many times he became a Kung-Fu master! Now THAT is philosophy at its fullest. I mean, he became a TURTLE, a literal TURTLE.

Guy 2 - Yeah dude, I know. Have you watched the new premier of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles? The producer thought that maybe people weren't watching the show because most of the people that did watch it are now adults, so it's now "Middle- Aged Depressed Mutant Turtles. I'm Pretty sure the turtles became Ninjas because they did that too.

Guy 1 - Wait, IS THAT MY DA... oh wait it's just a turtle.

Guy 2 - Well ok the...

Guy 1 - WAIT DAD

by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019

Centale Scam

The act of selling or getting sold illegal drugs that are laced with enough Cyanide to kill. It gets its name from how people would usually get scammed of their life by their dealer telling them they had some extra left over the previous night and would give a discount for the drugs left over. A discount which would be the equivalent of selling the drugs for a CENT.

John had heard of people who had fell for the centale scam before, but he took his chances.

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019