26 definitions by Qinhlerjano

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by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019
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The act of selling or getting sold illegal drugs that are laced with enough Cyanide to kill. It gets its name from how people would usually get scammed of their life by their dealer telling them they had some extra left over the previous night and would give a discount for the drugs left over. A discount which would be the equivalent of selling the drugs for a CENT.
John had heard of people who had fell for the centale scam before, but he took his chances.
by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019
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A joke which makes other people go "YIKES". That's the jokes only purpose, not to be good or funny, but to make people go yikes.
*The following jokes are not supposed to offend anyone and are mostly comprised of yo mamma jokes

Yo mamma so Arabic, whenever she sees pirate movies and someone says "Bombs ahead" she instinctively yells out "ALLAH AKBAR"

Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, the only times she ever sees America is on terrorist missions.

Yo mamma so German when she sees a Jew she farts whispering "gas the Jews"

Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern whenever she tries to say "Obama" she always says the "b" as an "s"

Yo mamma so American, she called 911 when her shadow wasn't white

Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when someone told her to call 911 for an emergency, she contacted the leader of ISIS to call in Kamikaze attacks the next September

Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when she's on a plane she always remembers to pack crowbar

Yo mamma so Pakistani, when she learned about tallies and how they help you with math in school, she wrote the definition of tally on a test by adding a "ban" to it and writing "A group of smart people in Pakistan which are trying to take down all the bad countries and make the world a better place.

Yo mamma so German, whenever she see's a Jew she (this joke is literally to bad for me to write down, and same with the American joke I was also going to write down. The joke was going to be about schools so you know what kind of yikes joke it was gonna be)
by Qinhlerjano December 1, 2019
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American Bob: Ha Ha Ha Russian John: ха ха ха
by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019
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The face you make when you accidentally burn your house down because of a Hotpocket.
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A brownie laced with some kind of psychedelic drug/drugs with some cocaine sprinkled on top. This can also be served on a plate with pure cannabis leaves spread around it in a circle with Heroin injected in the leaves and powdered ecstasy all over, which is called a "Brownie'o nights". It's called this because the effect of the brownie can last up to nights at most.
The effect the phyctin brownie had on Josh had lasted him an entire week.
by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019
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Somebody who thinks that they have the answer to something, and are so sure of themselves they publicly share they're solution. They would then get told something that they hadn't thought of about in they're solution and lose all the confidence they had prior to them getting told. They would not act stubborn about it and start arguing, but just pretend like the encounter never happend while silently adding the newly learned information. Also it's 1, not a real word, and 2, pronounced "wErniaTthachafEt"
John was known to be a wërjñatdhaçfafët due to the fact that literally every time he thinks of a solution for something, Tom makes a bruh moment out of it and adds 2X more stuff to the solution without breaking a sweat
by Qinhlerjano November 28, 2019
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