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verb. to intake so much alcohol that one becomes so drunk that one needs sex. RIGHT NOW!!!
Friend 1: Dude, how much has (friend 3) been drinking?
Friend 2: I don't know, but he's gonna chuzzle pretty soon.
Friend 3: SEX. NOW. DROP THE PANTS.
Friend 4: Oh god, why'd he choose me?
by Prplman May 15, 2009
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verb. 1. when you get 0/0 on any extra credit assignment. 2. when you are talking about a test, quiz, or other school related assignment, and a parent walks in.
1. Friend: Yeah, I didn't do the spanish wordsearch that Sra. **** gave out.
You: Really? I fassed it too!

2. Friend: so how'd you do on the social studies quiz in Mr. ********'s class?
You: Oooooh... I totally f...(parent walks in)..assed it! it was soooooo easy! Hi Mom!
by Prplman May 15, 2009
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