4 definitions by PrimordialBiscuit
Necklock is a medical condition caused by sustained interaction with a smart phone, particularly when standing, in which the head is bent over at an extreme angle, causing painful paralysis, ache, &/or clicking sounds in the neck. Possibly associated with occurrences of lost time, & frequency of spousal & familial frustration.
I kept telling her, "Just a second," while I checked the weather app again and a few other things. When I finished, not only was she gone, but I had crazy necklock. I couldn't raise my neck, it hurt so bad. So I just went back to my phone, checked the weather; what else could I do?
by PrimordialBiscuit January 22, 2016
by PrimordialBiscuit December 4, 2016
The butt end of the Boomers: too late for the draft, too old to volunteer, but have embedment fantasies in which they are nicknamed Private Joker
"Jim's coming back from his second tour on Friday. I hear he's going to re-up again."
"I sure appreciate his service. I was thinking about calling on that email I sent The Wall Street Journal on that embedment deal. I really think I could make a difference."
"Sorry, Pal. You're stuck being part of the Civilian Generation"
"I sure appreciate his service. I was thinking about calling on that email I sent The Wall Street Journal on that embedment deal. I really think I could make a difference."
"Sorry, Pal. You're stuck being part of the Civilian Generation"
by PrimordialBiscuit May 2, 2016
Netflux n. While watching an episode on regular TV, you wish you could just marathon the whole season on Netflix.
I'm feeling the netflux with this show. It's like "Lost" used to be; I wish I could just see it all at once, instead of being strung along for years with only glimpses of back story.
by PrimordialBiscuit January 28, 2014