Abuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was harmful treatment--which he is.
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Spruce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a tree.
"Those 12 MONKEYS are hanging from that Spruce Willis."
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Truce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a ceasefire agreement.
"I thought they were UNBREAKABLE, but they called a Truce Willis."
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Caboose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a train.
"The hobo hopped on the Caboose Willis and rode 16 BLOCKS."
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Zeus Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.
"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."
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Abstruse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was difficult to penetrate.
"The BANDITS couldn't get in the building, 'cause it was too Abstruse Willis."
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Goose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.
"When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."
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