Loose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he wasn't so tight.

"I went THE WHOLE NINE YARDS with the girl, but she was Loose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Juice Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a drink.

"Aye, dawg. You want some of this Juice Willis? It's to DIE HARD for."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Zeus Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.

"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Truce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a ceasefire agreement.

"I thought they were UNBREAKABLE, but they called a Truce Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Abuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was harmful treatment--which he is.

"THE KID suffered sexual Abuse Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Caboose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a train.

"The hobo hopped on the Caboose Willis and rode 16 BLOCKS."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Noose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a rope.

"THE LAST BOYSCOUT badge was earned by learning to properly tie a Noose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009