PoliPotter's definitions

Obtuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a triangle.

"The FOUR ROOMS were in the shape of an Obtuse Willis triangle."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Caboose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a train.

"The hobo hopped on the Caboose Willis and rode 16 BLOCKS."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Moose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was from Canada.

"That Moose Willis would beat you to a PULP FICTION."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Dr. Seuss Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a children's writer.

"Dr. Seuss Willis wrote a book teaching kids how to count to LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Loose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he wasn't so tight.

"I went THE WHOLE NINE YARDS with the girl, but she was Loose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Deuce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was two.

"I had a BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS, so now I have to drop a Deuce Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Mousse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he were a hair product.

"When you use Mousse Willis, your hair's MERCURY RISING."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009