17 definitions by PoliPotter

Caboose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a train.

"The hobo hopped on the Caboose Willis and rode 16 BLOCKS."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Zeus Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.

"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Seduce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he lead astray.

"I went to the bar to Seduce Willis a PERFECT STRANGER."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Excuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a justification.

"Don't give me that Excuse Willis, I'm NOBODY'S FOOL."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Mousse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he were a hair product.

"When you use Mousse Willis, your hair's MERCURY RISING."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Deuce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was two.

"I had a BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS, so now I have to drop a Deuce Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Dr. Seuss Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a children's writer.

"Dr. Seuss Willis wrote a book teaching kids how to count to LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009