2 definitions by PolarKingBear

The Cloudy Monocle

The act of ejaculating in someones eye.

John: That vagrant over there just gave me the cloudy monocle...

Roger: Like he handed you a vintage piece of eyewear?

John: No he fucking jizzed in my fucking eye!

by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010

Anal Cartographers

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.

Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...

by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010