Poetjester's definitions

Inspector Poo-sow

the anus

Oh, no honey, i ain't puttin' it in that hole. That's Inspector Poo-sow.

by Poetjester September 24, 2016

the friendly confines

the vagina. It's also the nickname for Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs.

If I sweet talk her real nice, I think she'll let Mr. Peter play in the friendly confines.

by Poetjester September 13, 2016

doin' it faux natural

to masturbate

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.

by Poetjester September 24, 2016

drill a cavity

to have sex

The last time I got to drill a cavity, Bill Clinton was in the White House.

by Poetjester September 24, 2016

B.F. Skinner

a girl friend who only wants to give you painful hand jobs and tell you about her old boyfriends. ("B.F." for best friend. "Skinner" for a hand job. B.F. Skinner was a famous behavioral psychologist of the 20th century)

My first girl friend was a real B.F. Skinner. All she ever did was yank on my cock and tell me about the guy she lost her virginity to.

by Poetjester August 16, 2018

offloading

pooping. like a semi-truck trailer that offloads it's goods out of the back of the truck.

Man, I just gorged at the Mexican restaurant across the street. I had two huge carne de rez burritos. I think I am gonna be offloading in the bathroom for a while.

by Poetjester September 11, 2016