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Lake Flaccid

Another name for Sarah Palin's vagina. This pseudonym originated because of her cooter's size (big as a lake) and the effect it has on any penis (makes 'em flaccid).
Todd wanted to go spear fishing in Lake Flaccid north of the Artic Circle, but he just couldn't get his tool to break through the ice.
by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010
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cooter back

1. How football fans in Tennessee say quarterback.

2. Peyton Manning.
That there boy's a good cooter back! He got's a purty mouth.
by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010
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flaccid reflux

What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.
Damn! I just had flaccid reflux! Now we're both gonna sleep in a wet spot!
by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010
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Artic Circle

Sarah Palin's ass, or more specifically, her anus.

The Artic Circle should not be confused with the Arctic Circle, which is warmer and much more comfy.

The Artic Circle is in close proximity to Lake Flaccid.
Todd thought that he was the first one to explore the Artic Circle, until he saw all of the doggie paw prints which were there before he arrived.

Sarah Palin wants to be President so that she can expand drilling rights in the Artic Circle.
by Pod Tailin' February 9, 2010
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comfy

Pronounced KUM-fee, "comfy" is the price Sarah Palin charges for drilling rights in the Artic Circle.
Sarah: "Thanks for inviting me to speak at the Tea Party convention. The first thing I want to do is to get comfy."
by Pod Tailin' February 9, 2010
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udfohhf

Facebook Girl: Too funny!

Facebook Boy: udfohhf?
by Pod Tailin' February 14, 2010
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movement

1. What the members of the Tea Party think they are.

2. The brown stuff that goes down the drain after you pull the handle and hear that "flush" sound.
Sarah Palin: We had quite a movement in Nashville, can you smell it? Give me $100,000 and I'll jot some notes on my Redneck Teleprompter and tell you all about the movement.

Arlo Guthrie: You know, if one person, just one person does it, they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them. And if three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people, I said fifty people. And friends they may think it's a movement.
by Pod Tailin' February 15, 2010
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