Pod Tailin''s definitions

snowbie newbies

People from the South who don't know how to drive when it snows, so they get their long johns in a bunch whenever there is even a millimeter of snow on the roadway.

Those snowbie newbies down South don't know how to drive. But what did you really expect? They voted for George Bush.

by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010

fatty tissue

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to say, "I'll be back." However, now that he is all fatty tissue, he says, "Oh, my back!"

by Pod Tailin' February 20, 2010

comfy

Pronounced KUM-fee, "comfy" is the price Sarah Palin charges for drilling rights in the Artic Circle.

Sarah: "Thanks for inviting me to speak at the Tea Party convention. The first thing I want to do is to get comfy."

by Pod Tailin' February 9, 2010

metaphorphosis

When something is metaphorically compared to something else so often that, in the view of public opinion, they become the same thing.

The Republicans think that if they claim enough times that the Tea Party is actually an independent party, metaphorphosis will make people think teabaggers are actually Independents.

by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010

perpendickular

{Used to describe a penis}

Erect; standing perpendicular to the pubic area.

She always gets me perpendickular.

by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010

cooter back

1. How football fans in Tennessee say quarterback.

2. Peyton Manning.

That there boy's a good cooter back! He got's a purty mouth.

by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

bagoshist

lolspeak for "bustin' a gut over somethin' hilarious I said there"

Dude: That hole was so big my car almost fell in!

Subdude: That's what the groom said. bagoshist

by Pod Tailin' March 2, 2010