Definitions by Pod Tailin'

grownuppity 

1. (noun) Maturity. The state of being a mature, stable adult. "Mature" is to "grownup" as "maturity" is to "grownupitty".

2. (adjective) Having an aloof, snobbish, or condescending attitude toward "young whippersnappers" after having reached an advanced age, like thirty or more.

Buying a home is a sign that you have reached grownuppity.

grownuppity by Pod Tailin' January 26, 2011

wiper woodies 

What you call it when people flip up their windshield wipers when their cars are parked, because it's snowing like the end of the world.

What happens when you place your wipers perpendicular to your windshield, so the wiper blades will not freeze to the glass.

We noticed several cars with wiper woodies when we drove through a warmer climate in a snowstorm, because none of the Snowbie newbies know what to do if it snows.

wiper woodies by Pod Tailin' March 2, 2010

bagoshist 

lolspeak for "bustin' a gut over somethin' hilarious I said there"

Dude: That hole was so big my car almost fell in!

Subdude: That's what the groom said. bagoshist

bagoshist by Pod Tailin' March 2, 2010

metaphorphosis

When something is metaphorically compared to something else so often that, in the view of public opinion, they become the same thing.

The Republicans think that if they claim enough times that the Tea Party is actually an independent party, metaphorphosis will make people think teabaggers are actually Independents.

metaphorphosis by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010

perpendickular 

{Used to describe a penis}

Erect; standing perpendicular to the pubic area.

She always gets me perpendickular.

perpendickular by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010

snowbie newbies

People from the South who don't know how to drive when it snows, so they get their long johns in a bunch whenever there is even a millimeter of snow on the roadway.

Those snowbie newbies down South don't know how to drive. But what did you really expect? They voted for George Bush.

snowbie newbies by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010

fatty tissue 

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to say, "I'll be back." However, now that he is all fatty tissue, he says, "Oh, my back!"

fatty tissue by Pod Tailin' February 20, 2010