Definitions by PilgoreThaGoat

belgian turtleneck 

The act of placing balls over sexual partners eyes, and ejaculting while choking them.

Last night i got my girl to wear a belgian turtleneck.... if you know what i mean.

belgian turtleneck by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011

jizzerdoodle 

Similar to a snickerdoodle, but substitute semen for cinnamon.

I made a batch of jizzerdoodles for my girlfriends birthday. She said she was on a diet, I said they were low fat, and she sucked em down.

jizzerdoodle by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011

protien snack 

Jizz, semen, ejaculate, sperm, splooge, you get the idea.

My girlfriend was hungry after our run, so I gave her a post workout protien snack.

protien snack by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011

procasterbate

Putting something off so you can masterbate instead.

I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.

procasterbate by PilgoreThaGoat February 21, 2011