4 definitions by PilgoreThaGoat

Putting something off so you can masterbate instead.
I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.
by PilgoreThaGoat February 1, 2011
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Jizz, semen, ejaculate, sperm, splooge, you get the idea.
My girlfriend was hungry after our run, so I gave her a post workout protien snack.
by PilgoreThaGoat February 22, 2011
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Similar to a snickerdoodle, but substitute semen for cinnamon.
I made a batch of jizzerdoodles for my girlfriends birthday. She said she was on a diet, I said they were low fat, and she sucked em down.
by PilgoreThaGoat February 22, 2011
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The act of placing balls over sexual partners eyes, and ejaculting while choking them.
Last night i got my girl to wear a belgian turtleneck.... if you know what i mean.
by PilgoreThaGoat February 22, 2011
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