Phucker's definitions

heavy duty

The duty or act of getting with the fat friend in the group of girls we are trying to have sex that night.
Taking one for the team

Sorry Bro, looks like your on heavy duty tonite.

by Phucker January 17, 2007

Doofy Meat

Doofy Meat pertains to a girls who at first glance is doofy, dorky, goofy, etc. But after a few minutes you find her attractive and you think to yourself "I would have a go at her".
Doofy Meat is a Fuckable Dorky, Goofy looking Chick.

Definition compliments of "The Chode Man"

Mike says "Did you meet Nicole"
John replies " Yeah, she's doofy meat".

by Phucker January 27, 2007

shit hooks

Someones Hands, The hands of someone you don't like.

"Hey, get your shit hooks off my beers"

by Phucker January 15, 2007

frankenstien

Rolling a cigaette out of the butts you find at a local ashtray.

Astray = Public cemetary
Cig butts = Dead Bodys
Roller = Dr. Frankenstien

Usually done by the homelss and hard-up broke ass smokers

I'm gonna hit the starbucks so I can roll a frankenstien.

by Phucker January 30, 2007

dick puller

Someone who jacks off too much

Barry needs to change his name to Dick Puller

by Phucker January 30, 2007

scissors

A term used when asking a drug dealer for marijuana.

You got any scissors so I can cut this paper?

by Phucker January 15, 2007

pud knucker

A pud knucker is someone who never leaves their house. They bearly get any social interaction and the internet is their only friend.

"Bob never goes out to party, he's turning into a real pud knucker".

by Phucker January 27, 2007