Definitions by Phucker

frankenstien 

Rolling a cigaette out of the butts you find at a local ashtray.

Astray = Public cemetary
Cig butts = Dead Bodys
Roller = Dr. Frankenstien

Usually done by the homelss and hard-up broke ass smokers

I'm gonna hit the starbucks so I can roll a frankenstien.

frankenstien by Phucker January 30, 2007

dick puller 

Someone who jacks off too much

Barry needs to change his name to Dick Puller

dick puller by Phucker January 30, 2007

skeletons

Track homes or buildings not yet finished, just the frames of the building.

Tonight were gonna party in the skeletons.

skeletons by Phucker January 30, 2007

pud knucker 

A pud knucker is someone who never leaves their house. They bearly get any social interaction and the internet is their only friend.

"Bob never goes out to party, he's turning into a real pud knucker".

pud knucker by Phucker January 27, 2007

Doofy Meat 

Doofy Meat pertains to a girls who at first glance is doofy, dorky, goofy, etc. But after a few minutes you find her attractive and you think to yourself "I would have a go at her".
Doofy Meat is a Fuckable Dorky, Goofy looking Chick.

Definition compliments of "The Chode Man"

Mike says "Did you meet Nicole"
John replies " Yeah, she's doofy meat".

Doofy Meat by Phucker January 27, 2007

candy bar 

a Shit Covered Dick.
When you are having anal sex and you are going to cum and you pull out your shit covered dick and put in their mouth. They suck you off the rest of the way eating the the shit and cum.

"Last night I fed her the candybar"
"It was so dark she didn't even realize she was gonna eat the candy bar"

candy bar by Phucker January 17, 2007

dumper pumper 

1.)One who fucks the anus
2.)The act of anal sex

"Check out that dumper pumper action"
"Last night I gave her the ole dumper pumper"

dumper pumper by Phucker January 17, 2007