Phucker's definitions

shit hooks

Someones Hands, The hands of someone you don't like.

"Hey, get your shit hooks off my beers"

by Phucker January 15, 2007

scissors

A term used when asking a drug dealer for marijuana.

You got any scissors so I can cut this paper?

by Phucker January 15, 2007

heavy duty

The duty or act of getting with the fat friend in the group of girls we are trying to have sex that night.
Taking one for the team

Sorry Bro, looks like your on heavy duty tonite.

by Phucker January 17, 2007

Doofy Meat

Doofy Meat pertains to a girls who at first glance is doofy, dorky, goofy, etc. But after a few minutes you find her attractive and you think to yourself "I would have a go at her".
Doofy Meat is a Fuckable Dorky, Goofy looking Chick.

Definition compliments of "The Chode Man"

Mike says "Did you meet Nicole"
John replies " Yeah, she's doofy meat".

by Phucker January 27, 2007

dumper pumper

1.)One who fucks the anus
2.)The act of anal sex

"Check out that dumper pumper action"
"Last night I gave her the ole dumper pumper"

by Phucker January 17, 2007

skeletons

Track homes or buildings not yet finished, just the frames of the building.

Tonight were gonna party in the skeletons.

by Phucker January 30, 2007

poopie pooperton

Nickname for a meth pipe

go grap poopie pooperton so we can smoke

by Phucker January 17, 2007