10 definitions by Phlegatu

chidget

A chinese midget.

"Watch out for those kung-fu chidgets; they punch at nard level!"

by Phlegatu February 5, 2004

shell beach

An unreachable or nonexistent paradise. Reference to movie Dark City.

Hey, you happen to know the way to Shell Beach?

by Phlegatu January 23, 2018

invisicock

A device used in hentai games and anime to avoid showing a man's penis, thus circumventing Japan's censorship laws. Usually the penis is shown as transparent cylinder or as a beam of light.

This chained-up underage anime schoolgirl who may have been my sister was sucking my invisicock so hard I had to activate my tentacles before my orgasmeter was maximized. I'm sure glad real life doesn't resemble hentai games at all in any way.

by Phlegatu May 10, 2005

thumb

One of your five fingers. That's right! It's a FINGER. The thumb is a finger, so fuck you assholes who say you have four fingers and a thumb!

I'd like to shove my thumb up those people's asses.

by Phlegatu May 11, 2004

shitsplosion

1. An explosion of shit.
2. Whatever event has the aftermath that gives one the impression that shit exploded.

Don't go in the third stall to the right - someone had a shitsplosion in there.

by Phlegatu February 6, 2004

eBay Christmas

When, in a period of a few days, you receive many packages from an impulsive/compulsive eBay binge you went on a few weeks earlier. Resembles Christmas in that it's an exciting time when you get tons of 'gifts' wrapped in paper.

"Three weeks ago I got depressed about being single on Valentines Day, and also for the last six years, so I went on a spending spree on eBay. Today I got three packages and my action figure collection is finally complete - Merry eBay Christmas!!! Now I just have to wait for that shotgun to arrive so I can end this pathetic existence..."

by Phlegatu April 8, 2005

hoMMO

Someone who is so into the MMORPG he or she plays that they neglect the various aspects of their real life. When said person refuses to partake in a social activity proposed by a friends or loved one, the term can be used by said friends or loved one to hopefully modify the hoMMO's behaviour by causing them to feel shame.

Guy 1: I asked Ben to come out with us tonight, but he said he needs to stay in to get enough gold for some new armor or something.
Guy 2: What a hoMMO.
Guy 1: Affirmative.

by Phlegatu May 4, 2006