11 definitions by Pater

Cincinatti Surprise

When you take a shit in a pillow case and beat someone over the head with it several times.

Billy was bein' an ass so i gave him the ol' Cincinnati Surprise!

by Pater June 26, 2003

a male that prefers the emotional/physical companionship of other males. A homosexual

Derived from "faggot"

by Pater September 9, 2003

To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much

"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"

by Pater August 14, 2003

obsessed in a St Louis Cardinal fan kinda way

Those cards fans sure are creepy!

by Pater July 8, 2003

Man I'm hung over today because of all those roast beef sammiches I had lastnight.(nm)

by Pater June 10, 2003

I hooked up with the IBDA lastnight! (nm)

by Pater June 11, 2003

The very addicting drink abused by many Illini grads on a daily basis

Man, I cant get enough of this deuceahol!

by Pater July 18, 2003