Pat's definitions

Pepsi

The main substitute for coke... both spend tens of millions of dollars on advertising a year and the effect is...

Customer: can i have a can of coke please?

Barman: sorry mate, only got Pepsi

Customer: that'll do!

by pat August 26, 2003

MTV VMA

A waste of time.

The MTV VMA was shitty this year, like every year

by pat August 28, 2003

quad

a quarter of an ounce

let me cop a quad

by PAT September 25, 2003

pub

A Republican.

Bush and the Pubs are going to defeat the Dems in 2004.

by Pat October 1, 2003

Ferien

animal abuser

dont leave your dog with him, he's a ferien you know.

by Pat October 9, 2003

Shite

substance eaten by the neds

whats for his lunch, shite?

by Pat October 12, 2003

Waddere

1. Someone who likes to touch penis
2. A pedophile
3. Someone who has an internet girlfriend

1. "Man.. that guy is such a Waddere"
3. "Man.. can't he get any.. he's a Waddere!!"

by Pat July 5, 2004