Pat's definitions

Pepsi

The main substitute for coke... both spend tens of millions of dollars on advertising a year and the effect is...

Customer: can i have a can of coke please?

Barman: sorry mate, only got Pepsi

Customer: that'll do!

by pat August 26, 2003

Puddie

The stuff dreams are made of

Hey do you know where I can score some puddie

by pat May 3, 2004

Vaginal Cavity

the crator in which a trouser snake(penis)/dildo pertrudes in the pussy

Anthony touches his vaginal cavity every night.
I (Anthony) like to cuddle with my vaginal cavity

by pat November 27, 2004

Bam Margera

Overrated high school drop out who made it big from a a piece of wood.

Bam Margera is not entertaining in the least bit except for CKY 2.

by Pat July 17, 2004

palsy

Any light sickness, for example a cold.

"I got a bit of the palsy."

by Pat March 29, 2005

Douche Licker

The act of licking douches

Dude 1: I hate the Cardinals
Dude 2: I too hate them, especially that douche licker Albert Pujols

by Pat October 30, 2004

TMW

that moment when

I hate TMW I have cereal but no milk

by pat November 13, 2014