Pat's definitions

sociology

(noun) a subject often taught by leftist college professors and used as a soap box to spew liberal propaganda about "The Man" keeping them down.

I just took a course on sociology, and now I want to overthrow something because my professor knows all. I must do his bidding.

by Pat March 28, 2004

ger·man2

Having the same parents or the same grandparents on either the mother's or the father's side. Often used in combination: a cousin-german; a brother-german.

Glen Hagan is a German

by Pat October 19, 2004

Oof

Response to a comment that throws you off guard and you are unable to respond to immediately because of shock of imagery.

Pretty Girl: “Imma ‘bout to jump in the shower! Wish you were joining me”
Me:”Oof! Hell ya that’d be cool!”

by Pat September 17, 2020

homo erectificus

it is where a males penis is biggerfied not by a woman but by a man.

You suffer from homo eretificus

by Pat November 12, 2004

agents

Creatures that can take over anyone's body that is still hardwired to The Matrix.

When you see an agent, you run.

by Pat July 23, 2004

Raisin

a raving asian

dam lookit those raisins up there wit their glowsticks

by pat July 28, 2003

toaster

a shiny object which keeps me mezmorized for hours on end...oo yes its toasts toast to...

1) (present form) wow that toaster is shiny
2) (present posessive) wow my toaster is shinier
3) (present vulgar) give me my shiny toaster 'fore i cap yo ass

by pat May 15, 2003