Pat's definitions

Ferien

animal abuser

dont leave your dog with him, he's a ferien you know.

by Pat October 9, 2003

half past two

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.

Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."

by Pat June 18, 2006

diaspora

1. A dispersion of people from their homeland.
2. A local metal band from Atlanta Georgia.

1. The Armenians in America are a diaspora.
2. There was a huge mosh pit when I saw Diaspora in concert in Atlanta.

by Pat November 7, 2004

Bottlenose

A person or thing that is a real pain. They're annoying, or in the case of a object they don't work. Can also be used in place of verb.

can be altered for certain occasions, Bottlenosing. Or shortened, Bottle, Bottling.

"Man, steve is really being a bottlenose today!"

"This computer is a friggen bottlenose, it never works!"

"Remember that time Lauren went bottlenosing into the curb?"

by Pat November 3, 2004

Fuzzy

A truly great and wonderful animal. In most cases, it is a large, four-legged mammal of the equus family

what a cute fuzzy!

(also: What a cute horsie!)

by Pat February 26, 2004

slick shoes

Data invents these in the movie "The Goonies" (He uses them on the log bridge right before the skull piano room), They are shoes with a compartment in the heel that stores oil and when the oil is released they create a slippery surface behind the person with the shoes. Also the name of a very cool punk band and my Counter-Strike SN.

Data used his slick shoes to slip up the Fratelli's.

by Pat May 11, 2004

road rules

a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.

Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules.

by pat July 13, 2003