Pat's definitions

Wombat

This is a sexual move. You get a chick, and say "I'm gonna give you a wombat." You get fully naked, get a boner, stand on your head, AND DICK THEIR EAR. (Stick your dick in their ear.
Could also be used joking around like poking someone in the ear with astick would also be a wombat.

I wombatted that crazy shick last night.
DAMN RYAN YOU WOMBATTED ME GOOD WITH THAT PENCIL.

by pat February 5, 2004

Hairy Babushca

A person who is extremely hairy in every part of the body

Maddie is hairy babushca

by pat June 30, 2003

bulbazar

Very good, awesome

Derived from the greatest Pokemon of them all Bulbasaur

Man, your girlfriend came over last night, she was bulbazar!

by Pat February 18, 2003

glaronge

to put out a flame
like to put out a flame

Chris you stupid whore don't glaronge the flame its cold

by Pat May 13, 2005

reacharound

a homesexual activity in which the person doing them gives them a handjob

Gay peole love getting a reacharound

by Pat October 13, 2003

Rude Boys

Kids (boys or girls) who follow the 2-tone subculture of Ska which emerged in the 1970s to promote equality and exceptance

see also Ska

Look at thoes Rude Boys in the skank pit

by Pat June 8, 2004

half past two

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.

Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."

by Pat June 18, 2006