Pat's definitions

relative humidity

It's that little drop of sweat that beads up on the back of your neck and dribbles down your back, thru your crack and eventually drips off of your ball while your fucking you sister.

by Pat May 14, 2003

styles

1 different ways in which something can be done, said, or thought.
2 an infatuation among young people who wish to create "their own style". considered utterly useless by NORMAL-AGED people, who insist all should share one uniform style. essentially, the cause of every war.

Man: i got slick shoes brotha and some kicks and shit man, and yo, its tight brotha
Man #2: that man has STYLE!

by pat July 13, 2003

Puddie

The stuff dreams are made of

Hey do you know where I can score some puddie

by pat May 3, 2004

palsy

Any light sickness, for example a cold.

"I got a bit of the palsy."

by Pat March 29, 2005

MGCL, (N.)

abbreviation for Mother Goose-Compulsive liar, some one that just tells rediculous bullshit stories that are not true. Some of the most notorious People known for this syndrome include Chris Wrin and George Paul Sheppler.

Pat:Yo Wrin just said he banged this chick in his car.
Dave:He did not, what an MGCl

by Pat March 14, 2004

Sarverometry

A world-wide math technique used by the most profound business men alive. To convert your numbers into Sarverometry numbers, simply divide the number by 2 and then multiply the product by 10.5 then add two zeros on the end and there you have it. Simply put - (X/2)(10.5)+(p00)

The government says I make $2,000 a year but since I coverted to Sarverometry I now made well over a million.

by Pat February 12, 2005

Tim Nelms

An attractive hermaphrodite

Penis, breasts, Tim Nelms

by Pat March 16, 2004