Parker's definitions

sagelink

Cool, all around going person.

Sagelink is sooo cool. He should get paid.

by Parker June 24, 2004

Orzali

An Italian who enjoys smoking pot every now and then, well actually, all the time. His hair is in like a big fro. When he is in 4th block he acts extra homosexually

- Have you seen orzali today?
- Italian?
- Yeah, he was in Stamper's room fingering his butthole like normal.

by Parker November 22, 2004

matkojebca

Matkojebca is a polish word, similar to the motherfucker in english. Isn't very popular, but exists.

Wypierdalaj zjebany matkojebco.
Ale z niego matkojebca.

by Parker March 7, 2004

violation 8008

when a person grabs or wrongfully touches a female breast. 8008 is pager code for boob. These pager codes can also go for other violations.

"That was a violationn 8008" after a person has wrongfully touched your boob.

by Parker March 10, 2004

fuckdick

a) someone that is dumb enough to be an asstard and exhibits qualities of an asshole like nature.

1)When one of your roomates drinks the last beer in the fridge, and chugs it in front of you, laughing diabolically, while (he/she)finishes with a beltch
2)When you are driving and someone pulls out in front of you, causing you to slam on the brakes and blow the horn, as well as possibly causing you to exert excess energy to raise you third phalange (your middle, or "fuck-you" finger)

In both instances you think "fuck, what an asstard...this dick needs to fuck off," thus making the asstard a "fuck dick"

by parker December 29, 2003

gaycore

combination of liking hardcore, and being gay (homosexual, faggot, flamer, cock-knocker, butt pirate, rump ranger, asshole pimp, queer, elton john, etc.....)

Mr Breeze sure is quite "gaycore."

by parker January 7, 2004

vageterian

lesbian or one who enjoys giving a woman oral sex.

Check out those vageterians, they sure seem to be enjoying them selves.

by Parker January 27, 2004