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Rutgers

Rutgers (Camden) the place where 2 female students get abducted form the parking lot in broad daylight, get raped, and all the school does is add a few lights. A fire in the dorms every 2 weeks because lazy ass people can't walk outside to smoke. Can't get an edible meal, but could walk outside and get a kilo of the best coke/crack/heroin you've ever had in your life. Only school where non-certified teachers are teaching major-related requirements for students. Same "Teachers" that don't offer optional attendence, but make the exams harder than all the previous years because people dont show up to the class.
I feel like getting some drugs, i'll go to Rutgers.
by Parker March 24, 2005
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Meals on Wheels

A fat person (male or female) who is riding in a car, on a bike, or in any other vehicle.
There goes that Meals on Wheels Norma Jean - in her cadillac.
by Parker June 14, 2003
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vageterian

lesbian or one who enjoys giving a woman oral sex.
Check out those vageterians, they sure seem to be enjoying them selves.
by Parker January 27, 2004
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melon head

gemma from 9f who hates gingers and shakes her head when she talks like gale platt from corrie.says things like"fuck off you fuckin ginger knob end before i friggin kick ya in ya nuts you bloody friggin frig fuckin frig face ...............twat
go on melon , use parkers head like a football
by parker February 22, 2005
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gaycore

combination of liking hardcore, and being gay (homosexual, faggot, flamer, cock-knocker, butt pirate, rump ranger, asshole pimp, queer, elton john, etc.....)
Mr Breeze sure is quite "gaycore."
by parker January 7, 2004
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Orzali

An Italian who enjoys smoking pot every now and then, well actually, all the time. His hair is in like a big fro. When he is in 4th block he acts extra homosexually
- Have you seen orzali today?
- Italian?
- Yeah, he was in Stamper's room fingering his butthole like normal.
by Parker November 22, 2004
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Shea

Katie shea is a girl who is beautiful
by Parker February 2, 2005
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