Parker's definitions

townie

The knobs who not so much as walk down the street, but like to sway, probably coz the size of their brains give them the wrong co-ordinates of which way to walk.
They like to go to the skateparks in groups of 10 or more wearing their crappy "Burberry" caps, most of them will be on bikes, so as to make a quick getaway.

What do ya call a townie with half a brain?.....Gifted

by Parker September 9, 2003

fuckdick

a) someone that is dumb enough to be an asstard and exhibits qualities of an asshole like nature.

1)When one of your roomates drinks the last beer in the fridge, and chugs it in front of you, laughing diabolically, while (he/she)finishes with a beltch
2)When you are driving and someone pulls out in front of you, causing you to slam on the brakes and blow the horn, as well as possibly causing you to exert excess energy to raise you third phalange (your middle, or "fuck-you" finger)

In both instances you think "fuck, what an asstard...this dick needs to fuck off," thus making the asstard a "fuck dick"

by parker December 29, 2003

Rutgers

Rutgers (Camden) the place where 2 female students get abducted form the parking lot in broad daylight, get raped, and all the school does is add a few lights. A fire in the dorms every 2 weeks because lazy ass people can't walk outside to smoke. Can't get an edible meal, but could walk outside and get a kilo of the best coke/crack/heroin you've ever had in your life. Only school where non-certified teachers are teaching major-related requirements for students. Same "Teachers" that don't offer optional attendence, but make the exams harder than all the previous years because people dont show up to the class.

I feel like getting some drugs, i'll go to Rutgers.

by Parker March 24, 2005

Meals on Wheels

A fat person (male or female) who is riding in a car, on a bike, or in any other vehicle.

There goes that Meals on Wheels Norma Jean - in her cadillac.

by Parker June 14, 2003

Shea

A girl who is beautiful

Katie shea is a girl who is beautiful

by Parker February 2, 2005

matkojebca

Matkojebca is a polish word, similar to the motherfucker in english. Isn't very popular, but exists.

Wypierdalaj zjebany matkojebco.
Ale z niego matkojebca.

by Parker March 7, 2004

Habbo Hotel

It is a virtual hotel that gets you sucked in and makes you buy fake furniture and makes you spend over $100 on fake furniture. This place really sucks.

Habbo Hotel is a place that sucks you in to buying fake furniture

by Parker July 4, 2004