5 definitions by ParisP

Windsor, Ontario

Windsor, Ontario is perhaps the absolute worst city in Canada. Everyone who lives there is bottom-of-the-barrel basic and has no money, but like to believe they are the shit. Those who live there lack education as the Unviersity of Windsor naturally fails to make it on the top 100 list of Canadian Universities. The only fun thing to do in Windsor is shoplift and smoke mad amounts of weed. Everyone who lives in Windsor thinks it is the best city in the world because they have not travelled anywhere else. The only main attraction in Windsor, Ontario is the Casino and the border which connects to Detroit City (Eminem's hometown). Those fortunate enough to leave Windsor, Ontario at a decent age are now world-travelled and have not returned since their blessed departure. The majority of the basic bitches in the world are born and raised in Windsor, Ontario and still reside there today. However, it is possible for one to be born in Windsor and still become swagged out to the max because they have moved far far far away from Windsor and it's over-population of basic bitches.

I'm from Windsor, Ontario but I am so emabrrased to admit it that I just tell people I am from Toronto, Ontario.

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Windsor, Ontario is the worst city in Canada, everyone is so basic!

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I hate Windsor, Ontario, I left three years ago and haven't been back since.

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The University of Windsor is the worst univesity in Canada; it doesn't even make it on the top 100 list of Canadain Universities! How emabrrasing!

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I would get out of Windsor, Ontario as fast as you can bro!

by ParisP May 29, 2011

Swagged out

One (either a male or a female with a very edgy, and unique name) who is covered in head to toe Gucci, Louis Vuitton, or Prada at all times. They wear expensive designer shoes and sunglasses. They are world-travelled and have friends in every country. They always know what is up. They tend to be very wealthy as their family has a lot of money. They are usually decked out in diamonds, and set off metal detectors with their swag. Sometimes one who is so swagged out may have difficulty falling asleep at night because they have forgotten to turn their swag off. It is truly a blessing to be swagged out, and one should never take it for granted.

You always look so swagged out!

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I am so swagged out today in my Louboutins and Birkin bag!

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My boyfriend is so swagged out, have you seen his new Rolex?

by ParisP May 29, 2011

Swag dialect

A lanuage strictly used by those who have swag and are swagged out at all times. This language cannot be understood by those who do not have swag.

I can't understand him, he is speaking in swag dialect.

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I only talk to those who speak in swag dialect.

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She doesn't have swag, therefore she cannot understand our swag dialect... what a basic bitch!

by ParisP May 29, 2011

basic bitch

A female (rarely a male but can be) who is boring, lame, and does not know which way is up. She gets the majority of her clothes at Hollister and has a Coach purse. She also wears fake Uggs. She may think she has swag but clearly does not. She also doesn't have as much money as her friends who are swagged out in Louboutins, Gucci, and Louis Vuitton. She thinks the Black Eyed Peas are the best band, and never wears makeup. She is uncultured and has never stepped outisde of her hometown. She doesn't wear jewlery or sunglasses. The worst thing a girl can be called these days, is a basic bitch.

Wow she is such a basic bitch I am not texting her back!

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Why do we allow her to hangout with us, she is such a basic bitch!

by ParisP May 29, 2011

Swagmail

A large package usually sent to your best friend who has as much swag as you. The package is usually big, bright, colourful, and contains anything from chocolate and candy to jewelry and makeup. It is expensive to send but you don’t care because you have swag. It is usually sent somewhere exotic. Only bitches with swag get excited about receiving swagmail.

Pronounciation: \swag-māl\

I recieved swagmail today!

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I paid $86 CAD to send swagmail to England!

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Did you recieve the swagmail i sent you last week?

by ParisP May 29, 2011