Paddy V's definitions
Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of Vaseline should do the trick. Note: Can be voluntary or involuntary.
Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)
by Paddy V June 14, 2007
Get the Cricket Bat Penetrationmug. When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.
Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!
by Paddy V December 30, 2024
Get the Rusty Two Strokemug. The plural of ridiculous, meaning exceptionally ridiculous so much so that saying ridiculous is not enough to express the ridiculousness of the situation
If your mum came up to you and bitchslapped you to put you back in your place. That would be a suitable time to say; "That is absolutely ridiculi"
by Paddy V August 13, 2006
Get the ridiculimug.