9 definitions by Paddy V

The Doorknob

A sexual act in which you reach up a woman's vagina, grab her cervix, and twist it; like a doorknob.

Things were getting pretty spicy in the bedroom last night so I reached up and gave her the doorknob.

by Paddy V February 25, 2023

ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Pissing My Pants With A Stomach Cramp Banging My Head On The Table With Snot Coming Out Of My Nose.

Among me and my friends, it is used very rarely for those once in a few years laughing-so-hard-you-piss-your-self situations.

Guy 1: Remember that time when... <insert hilarious ass story here>

Everyone eles: ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN!1!1!11!1!oneoneeleven

by Paddy V June 17, 2005

social engineering

The art of hacking people rather than computers. Most of the time it's easier than hacking computers because people are so stupid that you can just ask them for passwords and credit card information and they'll give it to you!

Me: Hello, Mr. Adamson? Yes, I need your credit card number, email address and password.

Mr. A: Ok, the number is 4318-6413...

by Paddy V August 7, 2005

freakin bejesus

A phrase that you can use if you get insanely scared. I t also is an insult to very religious christians

You scared the freakin bejesus out of me man!!!!

by Paddy V August 8, 2006

BOH

Shorthand for "Bag Over Head" which refers to a girl with a hot body but an ugly face.

Guy 1: Damn, look at that ass! And those tits.... daaaaayyyyyuuummmmm!

Guy 2: Woah shit, she got some buck-ass teeth, man, and a lazy eye!

Guy 1: Oh, she's a BOH, just put a brown paper bag over her head.

Guy 1 and 2: Hehehehehehehehehe.....

by Paddy V June 17, 2005

ridiculi

The plural of ridiculous, meaning exceptionally ridiculous so much so that saying ridiculous is not enough to express the ridiculousness of the situation

If your mum came up to you and bitchslapped you to put you back in your place. That would be a suitable time to say; "That is absolutely ridiculi"

by Paddy V August 8, 2006

Cricket Bat Penetration

Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of Vaseline should do the trick. Note: Can be voluntary or involuntary.

Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)

by Paddy V May 26, 2007