PMax's definitions

MILFIA

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass; a hot older woman or cougar with a delectable butt

She was probably about 40 years old or so, but she had a fantastic ass - she was a real MILFIA!

by PMax January 30, 2009

frumpet

A woman who is both a frump and a strumpet. A bagger who is a slut. A whore who is also a Cleveland Brown. A butterface who will gladly put out. Frump + strumpet = frumpet.

Amy is such a frumpet. She isn't good looking, but she'll put out for just about any guy.

by PMax March 9, 2008

frumped

To have been subjected to sex by a frump. Similar to being fat bitched but by a girl who is ugly instead of fat. Waking up next to a bagger, butterface or Cleveland Brown. One can be frumped voluntarily, as in the case of a fat bagger or hogger.

Mike went home with that bagger from the bar last night. I think he got frumped!

by PMax March 9, 2008

fart bitch

A fat chick who cuts a fart in front of other people.

That chunker let it rip right in front of all of us. What a fart bitch.

by PMax February 23, 2008

fattress

A fat slut; an obese woman who is loose; a fat chick who puts out a lot.

She's such a fattress; her chunky ass had sex with a dozen different guys last semester.

by PMax January 30, 2009

elephant style

Doing it doggy style with a fat chick; banging a plumper from behind.

I took home a big-titted 220 from the bar and I did her elephant style all night.

by PMax April 13, 2008

Lewis and Gilbert

Two nerds. Derived from the main characters in the movie Revenge of the Nerds, in which Lewis and Gilbert lead other nerds such as Takashi, Wormser, Lamar Latrell, Poindexter and Booger to defeat the jocks and cheerleaders and, with the fat chicks, take control of campus.

"Look at those two doofuses in geeky clothes coming down the sidewalk carrying a big computer!"

"They look like Lewis and Gilbert!"

by PMax February 12, 2008