PMax's definitions

FFB

Abbreviation for fatso fatty butt. A fatty with a big booty or fat ass. A lardass.

Guy #1: "Look at her! She has big tits. I'm going to try to hook up with her."

Guy #2: "Are you kidding? She's a total FFB."

Guy #1: "Really?"

Guy #2: "Yes. You're drunk. You're wearing beer goggles and you're about to go hogging.

by PMax March 8, 2008

Chimpy Cokespoon

George W. Bush. He looks like a chimpanzee and is said to have used cocaine back when he was an AWOL alcoholic draft dodger during the Vietnam War.

As soon as Chimpy Cokespoon was inaugurated in 2001, our nation's long period of peace and prosperity was over.

by PMax February 12, 2008

Kurt Cobang

A funny way to refer to Kurt Cobain, a lame musician who blew his head off with a shotgun, presumably making the sound "co-bang" in the process.

Kurt Cobang is no more. He blasted his head apart with a shotgun. When he did it, it went "Bang!" That was pretty smart of him to do that. He made a big nasty mess, too.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Tennessee palm pilot

The practice of writing something such as a telephone number on your wrist or hand.

Cletus got Marybelle's phone number, and put it in his Tennessee palm pilot: he wrote it on his hand with ball point pen, yup.

by PMax March 10, 2008

Kentucky Colonels

1. A basketball team that was the most successful franchise in the American Basketball Association before the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976.

2. The members of the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels, given honorary appointments by the Governor of Kentucky.

1. The Kentucky Colonels, led by Dan Issel, Artis Gilmore and Louie Dampier, usually waxed teams like the Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, Denver Nuggets, New York Nets, Virginia Squires and Utah Stars.

2. Because of his long record of public service work, John was inducted into the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels.

by PMax February 24, 2008

patella expand

Code for knee grow, with patella substituted for knee and expand substituted for grow. It is a subtle way of saying negro or to otherwise refer to an African American in a coded way.

Cori: "Who am I looking for?"

Craig: "He's right there."

Cori: "Who? Which person?"

Craig: "The . . . uh . . . patella expand."

Cori: "Oh, I see; he is right there . . . "

by PMax February 11, 2008

jigabooze

An alcoholic beverage that is cheap but potent and carried in a brown paper bag. The word is somewhat racist, being derived from jigaboo (an offensive racist term for an African-American) and booze (which means liquor).

Tommy bought some Mad Dog 20/20, kept the bottle in a brown paper bag, and drank it all night. We made fun of him for drinking jigabooze.

by PMax January 13, 2009