Definitions by PMax

MILFO

Mother I'd Like to Fart On

I went to Bob's house and his mom made us chili for dinner. I had to get away to the can but she kept talking and talking until I just had to blast an air biscuit her way because she had become such a MILFO.

MILFO by PMax January 30, 2009

MILCH 

Mother I'd Like to CornHole; a hot older woman or cougar whose ass is delectable

She was probably about 40 years old but had a great looking ass; she was a total MILCH.

MILCH by PMax January 30, 2009

MILFIA 

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass; a hot older woman or cougar with a delectable butt

She was probably about 40 years old or so, but she had a fantastic ass - she was a real MILFIA!

MILFIA by PMax January 30, 2009

MILGDO 

Mother I'd Like to Go Down On; an older woman - a cougar or splosher - who you really want to eat out

She was older, but man did I want to eat that - she was a total MILGDO

MILGDO by PMax January 30, 2009

MILEO 

Mother I'd Like to Eat Out; a cougar, splosher or other older woman on whom one wishes to perform oral sex

Even though she was about 10 years older than me I wanted to go down on her. She was a true MILEO.

MILEO by PMax January 30, 2009

Tennessee cologne 

The odor that a redneck gets after going for too long without bathing or
showering. Hillbilly aroma.

Cletus only bathed once a week. By Thursday he had some hideous
Tennessee cologne going on.

Tennessee cologne by PMax January 28, 2009

Tennessee license plate 

The ugly tattoo that redneck fat chicks get right above their ass. Also known as a tramp stamp, cum target and ass antlers.

I thought that girl was cute until her shirt rode up her back and I saw her Tennessee license plate. Then I knew that she was a skeezer, and I ignored her after that.

Tennessee license plate by PMax January 22, 2009