PMax's definitions

Condoleezus

A first name that is the male version of Condoleeza, as in Condoleeza Rice. Condoleezus and Condoleeza are similar to Patrick and Patricia, or Eric and Erica.

Condoleeza and Condoleezus are both rather obscure and uncommon names. However, while Condoleeza Rice is a well known woman, few people know a man named Condoleezus.

by PMax February 11, 2008

Tennessee doorbell

When someone in a car sits in the driveway or on the street and rudely honks their horn to signal someone to come out to them, instead of getting out of the car and going to the door to knock or ring the doorbell.

Cletus had to annoy all the neighbors by using the Tennessee doorbell to get Billy Bob to come get in his car. Why can't that fat hillbilly idiot get out of his car and knock like civilized people do?

by PMax March 11, 2008

hoggers

People who go hogging. Several people, each of whom is a hogger. A group of people, each of whom will have sex with a fat chick or plumper. Fatty bangers. Chubby chasers.

Don, Matt and Pat are hoggers. They each did several fat girls last semester.

by PMax March 2, 2008

boob shank

The underwire from a bra when it works its way loose, poking a woman in her boobs.

Mary had worn that red bra too many times and it got frayed. Eventually the underwire worked its way out and poked her in the boobs. She unwittingly stuck herself with a boob shank.

by PMax March 17, 2008

klunker

An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.

Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.

by PMax January 11, 2009

bakery

1. a place where marijuana is smoked.

2. the act of smoking or otherwise consuming marijuana.

1. John's place is a royal bakery. He has a ton of kind bud sitting around, and he is generous with it, he has many things to use for smoking it, he is generous with his pot and he is always sitting around smoking it. If you go to his pad you are guaranteed to get baked.

2. Pat: "What are you doing?"

Greg: "Bakery."

Pat: "What?"

Greg: "I'm in the middle of smoking a fatty."

by PMax February 12, 2008

plumpfuck

To fuck a plumper. What a hogger or fat bagger does with a fat chick. To bed a lardass.

Greg did the old plumpfuck with an enormous sophomore last weekend. She had an immense ass.

by PMax March 15, 2008