PMax's definitions

kute klux klan

A female who is physically attractive but also racist; a hottie who dislikes black people.

Bob: What do you think about Amy? She's pretty hot, I think I might ask her out.

Fred: Dude, she's decent looking, but have you talked to her much? All she says is nigger this, spic that. It gets pretty old.

Bob: Oh, so she's kute klux klan?

Fred: Yeah, dude. You should look elsewhere.

by PMax January 11, 2009

chocolatier

A person who goes hogging and has sex with a fat chick.

John is such a chocolatier. He brought home a big fat fatty and had sex with her.

by PMax March 15, 2008

Chimpy Cokespoon

George W. Bush. He looks like a chimpanzee and is said to have used cocaine back when he was an AWOL alcoholic draft dodger during the Vietnam War.

As soon as Chimpy Cokespoon was inaugurated in 2001, our nation's long period of peace and prosperity was over.

by PMax February 12, 2008

FFB

Abbreviation for fatso fatty butt. A fatty with a big booty or fat ass. A lardass.

Guy #1: "Look at her! She has big tits. I'm going to try to hook up with her."

Guy #2: "Are you kidding? She's a total FFB."

Guy #1: "Really?"

Guy #2: "Yes. You're drunk. You're wearing beer goggles and you're about to go hogging.

by PMax March 8, 2008

Kurt Cobang

A funny way to refer to Kurt Cobain, a lame musician who blew his head off with a shotgun, presumably making the sound "co-bang" in the process.

Kurt Cobang is no more. He blasted his head apart with a shotgun. When he did it, it went "Bang!" That was pretty smart of him to do that. He made a big nasty mess, too.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Tennessee Go Faster

Ugly things put on a car by a redneck or wigger such as chrome or decals. Rednecks and wiggers act as if such things make their cars go faster. Often found on a ricer.

Billy Joe Jim Bob has an old 1988 Honda ricer that he loaded up with chrome and silly decals. That old klunker is plastered with Tennessee Go Faster and it still sucks. That dumb chav has more junk on his beater than he wears around his neck.

by PMax March 12, 2008

jugs for drugs

When a woman shows her tits in exchange for drugs.

She was so hard up that she offered to pull her shirt up and let people take pictures if someone would give her pills or a joint or a rock - it was a classic example of jugs for drugs.

by PMax January 30, 2009