PMax's definitions

klunker

An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.

Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.

by PMax January 11, 2009

boob shank

The underwire from a bra when it works its way loose, poking a woman in her boobs.

Mary had worn that red bra too many times and it got frayed. Eventually the underwire worked its way out and poked her in the boobs. She unwittingly stuck herself with a boob shank.

by PMax March 17, 2008

Tennessee doorbell

When someone in a car sits in the driveway or on the street and rudely honks their horn to signal someone to come out to them, instead of getting out of the car and going to the door to knock or ring the doorbell.

Cletus had to annoy all the neighbors by using the Tennessee doorbell to get Billy Bob to come get in his car. Why can't that fat hillbilly idiot get out of his car and knock like civilized people do?

by PMax March 11, 2008

plumpfuck

To fuck a plumper. What a hogger or fat bagger does with a fat chick. To bed a lardass.

Greg did the old plumpfuck with an enormous sophomore last weekend. She had an immense ass.

by PMax March 15, 2008

Cleveland Browning

The act of hooking up with a Cleveland Brown; banging a girl who is ugly but has a nice body; getting with a butterface; shagging a bagger.

Brian went Cleveland Browning the other night. He slept with a girl with a really hot body, but her face was gross.

by PMax March 9, 2008

MILGDO

Mother I'd Like to Go Down On; an older woman - a cougar or splosher - who you really want to eat out

She was older, but man did I want to eat that - she was a total MILGDO

by PMax January 30, 2009

calorie queen

A fat chick; a fat girl; a woman who is overweight or obese.

I got so drunk that I ended up shacking up with a calorie queen.

by PMax April 13, 2008