wigger wagon

A car driven by a wigger, especially if it is a ricer and has decals, rims and Tennessee chrome and Tennessee go faster on it, and a loud muffler. Often the chav driving the wigger wagon plays really bad noise too loud on the stereo.
That stupid chav made a lot of noise as he drove by in his wigger wagon on the way to work at McDonald's.
by PMax March 11, 2008
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elephant jockey

A person who goes hogging; someone who will hook up with a fat chick; a guy who plays nail the whale.
He was a real elephant jockey his freshman year. You should have seen some of the fatties he banged.
by PMax April 14, 2008
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big flat fatty

A fat girl who is flat chested; a fat chick who does not have big tits. An overweight girl with small boobs.

See also big fat flatty.
That poor fat chick has small tits. She's a big flat fatty.
by PMax April 14, 2008
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fattress

A fat slut; an obese woman who is loose; a fat chick who puts out a lot.
She's such a fattress; her chunky ass had sex with a dozen different guys last semester.
by PMax January 30, 2009
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juggaload

A fatty who is a juggalo. A lardass fan of the Insane Clown Posse. A juggalo who obviously is not interested in any diet version of Faygo.
Whoa, look at her . . . clown makeup, 2 liter of Faygo, big tits . . . and a big huge ass! She's a juggaload! I'd hit it!
by PMax March 18, 2008
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too much junk in the trunk

An ass that is too fat; a rump that is too plump; being too big in the butt.
Robin would be pretty hot except that she has too much junk in the trunk.
by PMax April 14, 2008
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Ohio Spank

The beatdown routinely administered to Ohio State by Florida and LSU and other SEC schools. The Southeastern Conference is ridiculously superior to the Big Ten and the routine administering of the Ohio Spank to the Big Ten conference champion Ohio State (NCAA football championship games, 2006 and 2007 seasons; NCAA basketball championship game in the same season by Florida) is proof of this. Ohio State is 0 for 9 vs. the SEC in bowl games; this too is another manifestation of the Ohio Spank.
If the Buckeyes play another SEC team anytime soon you can rest assured that they will receive yet another Ohio Spank.
by PMax March 09, 2008
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