PMax's definitions

oyster bed

A bed, mattress, futon or even a blanket or sleeping bag on which someone has ejaculated several times, especially when multiple used, dried condoms are left lying on it. This is because oyster is used as slang for ejaculate and used condoms dry up and somewhat resemble oyster shells. An oyster bed will usually belong to a slob or a hogger, almost always male.

Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.

Pat goes hogging in his bed all the time and doesn't change the sheets. Even worse, he leaves his jizz and dried rubbers in it. He sleeps in an oyster bed and it's disgusting.

by PMax April 22, 2010

elephant style

Doing it doggy style with a fat chick; banging a plumper from behind.

I took home a big-titted 220 from the bar and I did her elephant style all night.

by PMax April 13, 2008

fattress

A fat slut; an obese woman who is loose; a fat chick who puts out a lot.

She's such a fattress; her chunky ass had sex with a dozen different guys last semester.

by PMax January 30, 2009

Virginia Squires

A team that competed in the American Basketball Association. The Squires played home games in Norfolk, Hampton, Richmond, and also a few in Roanoke in their first few years. Hall of Fame players Julius Erving (also known as Dr. J) and George Gervin (also known as the Iceman) played for the Virginia Squires.

The Squires' best seasons were in 1970-1971, when they won the Eastern Division with a 55-29 record and defeated the New York Nets in the Eastern Division Semifinals before losing the Eastern Division Finals 4 games to 2 to the Kentucky Colonels, and 1971-1972, when they finished second in the Eastern Division to the Kentucky Colonels, defeated The Floridians in the Eastern Division Semifinals and then lost the Eastern Division Finals 4 games to 3 to the New York Nets.

When the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976, the Squires, along with other teams like the Kentucky Colonels and Spirits of St. Louis, did not continue in the NBA, even though the Denver Nuggets, San Antonio Spurs, New York Nets and Indiana Pacers did.

The Virginia Squires were a great basketball team to watch in the 1970s, especially when they had future Hall of Famers Dr. J and the Iceman on the court.

by PMax March 9, 2008

jiggleboo

A fat black person. An obese African American.

Look at that fat black girl. She must weigh 220 pounds. She's a jiggleboo.

by PMax February 23, 2008

Southwest Airlines

The one airline in America with the best record for being on time and not losing luggage. The airline that delays and cancels flight less often than any other. Also the airline with the most friendly, helpful and pleasant customer service. And it is also the most profitable airline and one of the few that didn't milk bankruptcy protection, sticking it to people after bilking all of its creditors.

I had to fly to Phoenix. I took Southwest Airlines because I knew that they would be on time, unlike the others.

by PMax March 7, 2008

Nerdvana

The lame band otherwise known as Nirvana.

Nerdvana came to an end when Kurt Cobain, Kurt Cobang, Kurt Cobaing or whatever that loser called himself used a shotgun to blast his head apart and make a big gross mess. (By the way, what has four legs and works at McDonald's? Nerdvana!)

by PMax March 9, 2008