PMax's definitions

lard tard

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.

That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.

by PMax January 11, 2009

American Basketball Association

A basketball league that existed from 1967 through 1976 until eventually merging with the National Basketball Association or NBA. The American Basketball Association is where the three point shot and slam dunk contest began. Dr. J, Moses Malone, Artis Gilmore, Dan Issel and other great players played in the ABA for teams such as the Denver Nuggets, Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, New York Nets, Kentucky Colonels, Virginia Squires, Utah Stars, Spirits of St. Louis, San Diego Conquistadors, Oakland Oaks and others. The afro hairstyle was very common in the ABA. The ABA used a red, white and blue ball. Teams from the ABA and NBA played several games against each other and the ABA teams usually won those games. The ABA ceased to exist when it merged with the NBA in 1976.

The American Basketball Association was cooler, and featured better basketball, than the NBA and even college basketball.

by PMax February 23, 2008

Big Titty Committee

A group of girls with big tits. The opposite of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, which is a group of girls with small tits.

Whoa, look at her huge juggs . . . those are some nice knockers . . . she's jugnormous . . . she could be on the Big Titty Committee.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Head Zeppelin

A fat chick who gives head; a plumper who gives blowjobs.

When the bar closed, I took a big fat fatty home. She turned out to be a Head Zeppelin and I got a nice blowjob.

by PMax December 9, 2008

QILF

Quadriplegic I'd Like to Fuck.

Whoa, look at her - that hot chick who was in that horrendous car wreck is such a QILF.

by PMax January 21, 2009

big fat flatty

a fat chick who does not have big tits; a plumper who is also a member of the itty bitty titty committee.

That poor fat chick lacks jugs. She's a big fat flatty.

by PMax April 13, 2008

Ohio Spank

The beatdown routinely administered to Ohio State by Florida and LSU and other SEC schools. The Southeastern Conference is ridiculously superior to the Big Ten and the routine administering of the Ohio Spank to the Big Ten conference champion Ohio State (NCAA football championship games, 2006 and 2007 seasons; NCAA basketball championship game in the same season by Florida) is proof of this. Ohio State is 0 for 9 vs. the SEC in bowl games; this too is another manifestation of the Ohio Spank.

If the Buckeyes play another SEC team anytime soon you can rest assured that they will receive yet another Ohio Spank.

by PMax March 9, 2008