jughandle

The result when a person inserts their own penis into their own ass. So called because it looks like the handle on a jug.

He has a big pecker, and after coming home from the bar alone last night, he gave it to himself in the ass, creating a jughandle.

by PMax January 11, 2009

Omega Mu

A fat chick or a fatty posse. Derived from the fat girl sorority Omega Mu in the movie Revenge of the Nerds. The Omega Mu plumpers help the nerds such as Takashi, Wormser, Poindexter, Lewis and Gilbert, Lamar Latrell and Booger combat the jocks and cheerleaders and they put on a concert and take control of the campus.

"Look at that big fat fatty in the short skirt and tight, low cut top!"

"What an Omega Mu!"

by PMax February 12, 2008

freshman Ferrari

A school bus. So called because in high school most of its passengers are freshmen, and because it is considered to be very uncool, unlike a fancy sports car like a Ferrari. Also called tart cart, yellow limousine, cheese wagon and loser cruiser.

Little brother: "Hey, sis, can I get a ride home from you?"

Big sister: "No. Ride the freshman Ferrari."

by PMax January 11, 2009

big flat fatty

A fat girl who is flat chested; a fat chick who does not have big tits. An overweight girl with small boobs.

See also big fat flatty.

That poor fat chick has small tits. She's a big flat fatty.

by PMax April 13, 2008

Shitvette

1. A Corvette that is in poor shape.

2. A Chevette.

3. Any car that is a klunker.

1.

"Ron said he drives a Corvette."

"Ha. More like a Shitvette. It is a total junker, all rusted out and dented."

2.

"In the 1980s I was delivering pizzas for a living and had to drive a klunky hatchback, a Chevrolet Shitvette."

3.

"Look at that total klunker."

"Yeah, what a Shitvette that is."

by PMax February 12, 2008

jugs for drugs

When a woman shows her tits in exchange for drugs.

She was so hard up that she offered to pull her shirt up and let people take pictures if someone would give her pills or a joint or a rock - it was a classic example of jugs for drugs.

by PMax January 30, 2009

chubbette

A fat chick. A chubby girl. A plumper. Someone with whom a hogger would go hogging. A girl that a veeter would watch. A veet subject. A chunker.

I hadn't had any good sex in a while so I went to the bar to find a slumpbuster. After striking out with a redhead bagger and a butterface with a nice ass, I found a chubbette at the bar who probably weighed about 180. She had big tits though, so I hit on her.

by PMax March 09, 2008