2 definitions by Orkawhale
A needy girl with low esteem issues, and possibly an eating disorder, who most likely resides in Florida or somewhere sunny and is between the age of 17-22 or at least is acting like one.
Me : "Dude ever since Trixette found my briefs with the wet oysters in them and asked me about it she has been a real fucking Darren."
Friend : "Well you did leave just the nuts hanging out of her best friend from horse riding school bro! But still, totally acting like a Darren."
Friend : "Well you did leave just the nuts hanging out of her best friend from horse riding school bro! But still, totally acting like a Darren."
by Orkawhale January 16, 2018
Darren: Dude Trixette flies into the city tonight for the weekend, you know what that means...?
Spence : Locate that Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon homie, someone is getting put to bed wet tonight!
Spence : Locate that Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon homie, someone is getting put to bed wet tonight!
by Orkawhale March 7, 2018