Definitions by OriginalDookie

porous 

a declaration by an uneducated person intended to indicate something is negative, as in "poor".

You got fired from your job for eating chips, even though you were a little high and needed something crunchy? That shit's straight porous!

porous by OriginalDookie July 12, 2017

I don't know if 

A passive aggressive way to avoid actually asking a question directly.

Also: A passive aggressive technique to make an assertion, give direction, make a suggestion.

I don't know if you're going to take out the trash. It's in the garage.

I don't know if you like your shoes with that outfit.

I don't know if you wanted that chicken sauce on your shirt.

I don't know if by OriginalDookie July 12, 2017

runtards 

footwear: those stupid looking rubber socks with toes that some runners actually run in.

Look at that runtard running in those stupid runtards

runtards by OriginalDookie July 12, 2017

deerkey 

Those ridiculously short deer found in upstate NY that, at first glace, look like a donkey.

Holy shit look at that donkey on Becky's lawn! There are wild donkies around here? Oh wait, it's actually a deer. What a freak. It's a deerkey.

deerkey by OriginalDookie July 12, 2017

soulrot 

The condition resulting from spending too much time without music, or listening to anything by a king/queen of "pop"; the immediate result upon hearing the crooning crazy yelling screeching stupid characters of reality TV

Dude 1: Dude what's that putrid smell and why are you such a fricking mopey sloth?
Dude 2: Soulrot. My wife keeps the TV turned to "Real Housewives..."
Dudes 1, 3 and 4 and the next table over who are eavesdropping together: Shit, Joe Cocker STAT!

soulrot by OriginalDookie July 12, 2017