OneBadAsp's definitions

Valknot

The Valknot is the symbol of Odin. It can be described as three entwined triangles that represent Odin’s nature; it’s the knot around a hanged man’s neck, the nine worlds, the nine days Odin hung, the nine valkyries, the nine parts of the soul, and so forth. To wear a Valknot is to pledge yourself to Odin. It is sometimes known as the knot of death and donning it is not to be taken lightly.

I wear a valknot that way when I die, the Valkyries know where to take me.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

I don't like you in that way

A nice girl’s way of trying to spare your male fragile ego instead of saying flat out that they don’t like you and probably want you to leave them alone.

Nice Guy: So do you like want to go on a date with me friday night? *man I really want a piece of that ass*

Nice Girl: I'm sorry Charlie, I don't like you in that way.
*This guy is creepy, I don't want to offend him, he might turn into one of those stalkers.*

by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006

Name Addict

Also known as a Baby Name Addict. Someone who is obsessed with looking up names, seeing what their definitions are, making lists to name possible future children, and so forth. This person tends to have a bookshelf full of Baby Name Books.

Marie was a name addict to the point where she ended up changing her name legally because she found a name she liked better.

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

Gibber

To speak nervously in a incomprehensibly fast, jumbled and inarticulate manner.

He can barely gibber his way through a conversation with a woman.

by OneBadAsp November 2, 2006

Agitate the Gravel

To agitate the gravel means to leave, usually in a hurry.

Eric likes to agitate the gravel when he gets pissed off.

by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

hippie

Often used as an insult for someone who is a liberal or has left leaning political views. It is implied that a hippie is a dirty, lazy pothead who has nothing better to do then protest.

An actual hippie can be recognized by their long hair, brightly colored clothing in unusual styles, such as bell-bottoms, tie-dye t-shirts, and dashikis. (Many Hippies made their own clothes.) They tend to wear long beaded necklaces, head bands and scarves, and sandals. The most recognizable symbol of the hippie is the Peace Sign which is usually on their clothes, jewelry or painted on automobiles.

They tend to promote, believe in or have a fondness of free love, communal living, recreational drug use, nudity, incense, music (particularly psychedelic rock, blues, and folk music), vegetarianism, holistic and natural foods, protecting the environment, and New Age type spirituality. Most of all hippies promote the ideals of Love and Peace. They do not like to conform to society.

How can you be a hippie and love guns?

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

Hel

Loki's daughter is Goddess of the Underworld. She is sister to Fenrir and Jormungand. Hel is pictured as being half-white and half-black. She sets in judgement of souls which have not been able to go to Asgard's many halls. If you do not die in battle, chances are you will find yourself in Her realm. Helheim is located at the root of all existance, at the base of Yggdrasil. Jung compares it to the unconscious mind and the collective unconsciousness. Helheim can be quite pleasing or very unpleasent depending on what a soul truly deserves. It is not at all like the Christian Hell for it can be a place of rest.

Hel is not death nor any evil being; she neither kills nor torments. She takes the souls of the departed and holds them with an inexorable grip. She is the hard reality which lies at the end of all things.

I'd rather go to Hel than to Heaven anyday.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006