4 definitions by Nutbuster2

Florida Abortion

Giving birth directly into the mouth of an alligator

Florida abortion:

Jack and his wife were in the Orlando area, so they stopped by the Everglades to get rid of Jack Jr. on the way back from the bar

by Nutbuster2 January 29, 2018

Poland

A nation in Eastern Europe that is home to overly nationalistic and stuck-up inhabitants who claim it was anything other than a marching ground for Europe's true powers (Germany/Prussia, Russia, France, Sweden, etc)

Jim: If you could pick one country to nuke in this world, which one would it be?
Patrick: North Korea, because they're communist
Ron: Iran, because they're evil
Jack: Poland, because it is Poland

by Nutbuster2 January 29, 2018

Engineering Design Process

1. Identify problem
2. Research that shit
3. Develop possible solutions; no retarded ideas
4. Select a non-shit solution

5. Build that shit
6. Test and evaluate that shit
7. Improve that shit
8. Repeat if needed

Tom: "hey, I need help with this tech-ed assignment"
Jeremy: "just use the Engineering Design Process, you fucking melon"

by Nutbuster2 January 4, 2018

Deitrich Maneuver

A sex position where the male/dominant partner takes his cellular device, sets it to vibrate, and rams it up the anus of the receiving partner. He then proceeds to call the phone, and the vibration stimulates the recieving partner to the point of sexual climax while he yells at the female/receiving partner to turn off her phone.

Ryan: "dude I tried the Deitrich Maneuver with my girlfriend last night"
Liam: "woah, that's pretty sweet dude"
Ryan: "I couldn't get the phone out though"

by Nutbuster2 January 4, 2018