Nubluva's definitions

hjlep

wehn yuor in big troube lnda nned hjlep fsta ,somethimes you wiil tipe thinks tht do'nt make sens

TRANSLATION:
When you're in big trouble and need help fast, sometimes you will type things that don't make sense.

See Also: hlep

*your base is under attack*
313375: n00b, all your base are belong to us!
nubluva: hjlep, nbu!!!!1!!!!
nub: yur sunny, lol

by nubluva April 10, 2007

nubluva

To define "nubluva," "n00b" and "nub" must first be defined. If you don't like my definitions, you may check out their own by typing the word into the search box above, lol

n00b: Someone who is new to a video game or a forum and thusly, they suck at it.

nub: Someone who isn't new to a game, but they still really suck. (I recommend looking up this one on it's own)

nubluva: Someone who loves to fight n00bs and nubs in video games for an easy pk.

Jason is a nub at Halo. David sorta-kinda is okay.

Jason and David happen to be in the same game.

Jason and David are not on the same team.

David hunts down Jason and caps his ass twenty times.

Jason is a nub, and David is a nubluva.

by nubluva September 30, 2006

Mrs. MissWhat'sHerBucket

One who is a female and who's name you do not know, or have forgotten, or can simply not pronounce.

David: Did you get the homework from Mrs. MissWhat'sHerBucket?

Neil: Uhh, who?

David: The teacher woman who's class we have together.

Neil: Do you mean Señora, the Spanish class teacher?

David: Yes, I do.

by Nubluva April 18, 2006

Neighbornet

What you get when you connect to your neighbor's wireless (or wired, for that matter) internet, with or without his or her knowledge.

Didja hear? Johnny connected his wireless ethernet card to his neighbor's wireless network, and now he's got neighbornet!

by nubluva December 31, 2006

Eleven Cubed Plus Six

Eleven cubed plus six equals one thousand three hundred thirty seven.

In calculator mode;
Eleven cubed plus six: (11^3)+6,
One thousand three hundred thirty seven: 1337.

1337 is a synonym for leet. Also, a type of speak (or 1337 5p34k) that is used to be "cool" by internet chatters, or to be humorous by overusing it to make fun of how overused it now is by almost every internet chatter.

nubluva: dont dout my power, n00b, i can hax ur c0mputer, steal ur pr0n and pleasur myse1f

Guy: Wow, you're... You're eleven cubed PLUS six.

nubluva: sure am

by nubluva April 8, 2007

QB

A contraction for "fuck you, Bitch!"

fu... "CK YOU B"... itch

As Jeff stares down at the mangled body he just mutilated, he is filled with a sudden rage, and begins to kick the corpse violently...

The entire time, all he says is only "QB."

by Nubluva October 23, 2005

8z

AIDS, because of how it is pronounced

"Eightz" sounds like "aids"

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Cass: you have 8z

Glenn: 8z?

Cass: the hiv

Glenn: o, that's funny, lol, aids, lmfao, jigglypuff, rofl, bbq

by nubluva April 10, 2007