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A widely overapreciated animal.
Jim got a monkey for a pet! He named it Carl. Carl likes to eat and throw feces.
Jim thinks that "all the girls" will go out with him because of his wild and exotic pet.
In reality, every time he brings a girl home, Carl flings his poo at her.
Jim is a loser.
Jim thinks that "all the girls" will go out with him because of his wild and exotic pet.
In reality, every time he brings a girl home, Carl flings his poo at her.
Jim is a loser.
by Nubluva May 21, 2006
Get the Monkey mug.Joe: Oooh, where'd you get that neat little fish?
David: Mr. McWhat'sHisFace gave it to me!
Joe: Who?
David: That guy with the IMPOSSIBLE TO PRONOUNCE NAME!
Joe: Mr. Hunkingalchavinstintinekalilreo Doddlerbuckleloptisisjoeiscoolapy Gooldehiermerwishingstine?
David: ...Yes, that's it exactly.
David: Mr. McWhat'sHisFace gave it to me!
Joe: Who?
David: That guy with the IMPOSSIBLE TO PRONOUNCE NAME!
Joe: Mr. Hunkingalchavinstintinekalilreo Doddlerbuckleloptisisjoeiscoolapy Gooldehiermerwishingstine?
David: ...Yes, that's it exactly.
by Nubluva April 18, 2006
Get the Mr. McWhat'sHisFace mug.David: Did you get the homework from Mrs. MissWhat'sHerBucket?
Neil: Uhh, who?
David: The teacher woman who's class we have together.
Neil: Do you mean Señora, the Spanish class teacher?
David: Yes, I do.
Neil: Uhh, who?
David: The teacher woman who's class we have together.
Neil: Do you mean Señora, the Spanish class teacher?
David: Yes, I do.
by Nubluva April 18, 2006
Get the Mrs. MissWhat'sHerBucket mug.1. An upper-body limb on a human.
2. A weapon, typically a gun of some sort.
3. Apparantly, a very under-appreciated word on the Urban Dictionary, seeing as how this is the first post under this word.
2. A weapon, typically a gun of some sort.
3. Apparantly, a very under-appreciated word on the Urban Dictionary, seeing as how this is the first post under this word.
1. I just spilt hot wax on my arm.
2. The guy who robbed the bank was armed.
3. Nubluva found an old word that many people use, but no one has yet defined on Urban Dictionary.
2. The guy who robbed the bank was armed.
3. Nubluva found an old word that many people use, but no one has yet defined on Urban Dictionary.
by Nubluva April 26, 2006
Get the arm mug.David: so, you're like, an artificial program?
M4573R C0MPU73R: Indeed, I am. I was created by the government to converse with interesting people such as yourself, so that I may improve upon current human knowledge of artificial intelligence.
David: you mean you were created by the army to test the army's knowledge of a.i., right?
M4573R C0MPU73R: Wrong! You are mistaken! Your logic is falable! Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous!
David: erroneous? isn't that, like, a greek god, or something?
M4573R C0MPU73R: Wrong! Erroneous! Erroneous!
M4573R C0MPU73R: Indeed, I am. I was created by the government to converse with interesting people such as yourself, so that I may improve upon current human knowledge of artificial intelligence.
David: you mean you were created by the army to test the army's knowledge of a.i., right?
M4573R C0MPU73R: Wrong! You are mistaken! Your logic is falable! Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous!
David: erroneous? isn't that, like, a greek god, or something?
M4573R C0MPU73R: Wrong! Erroneous! Erroneous!
by nubluva April 29, 2006
Get the Erroneous mug.That one gun from Unreal Tournament; it's really called a "Bio Rifle" or something. It shoots globs of green goo that looks like alien spooge (hence the nickname "Spooge Rifle"), and then explodes into smaller blobs of green goo.
The gun has high power, but it travels slow through the air and is easy to dodge. It only explodes if you charge it up, then it's okay if you miss.
The gun has high power, but it travels slow through the air and is easy to dodge. It only explodes if you charge it up, then it's okay if you miss.
by Nubluva October 29, 2005
Get the Spooge Rifle mug.As Jeff stares down at the mangled body he just mutilated, he is filled with a sudden rage, and begins to kick the corpse violently...
The entire time, all he says is only "QB."
The entire time, all he says is only "QB."
by Nubluva October 23, 2005
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