NoxMelo's definitions

The Sex Man

The winner of the day, particularly one who gets laid at the end because of how epic their triumph was, even though the intention was not to get laid as a result.

He is The Sex Man.

by NoxMelo March 3, 2022

Out Pizzaing The Hut

The non sequitur term meaning to pour tequila down the window shaft of the driver's side of somebody's car door, thus ensuring that if they get pulled over by the pigs anytime within the next several weeks, they will get arrested for drinking and driving because all the cop will be able to smell is tequila.

I'm gonna go out pizzaing the hut and get people arrested for drinking and driving.

by NoxMelo November 24, 2023

Schmoonding

Doing nothing but laying around and jerking off

Mr. Coomer was not in fact schmoonding on the job.

by NoxMelo December 24, 2021

Valkyrie Chrome Cock

A sex move where you use that silver spray paint from Mad Max on your dick then run and jump at the pussy/ass hole so precisely that it slides right in as you scream "To Valhalla!!!"

If your dick misses its target, you are honor-bound to bottom.

I tried giving her the Valkyrie Chrome Cock last night, but I missed so she had to get the strap-on.

by NoxMelo April 11, 2020

Reno Furry Convention Special

A pizza available only in Reno during a furry convention, that comes with 19 splooges as a topping.

Whatever you do, do not order the Reno Furry Convention Special unless you want to get face aids.

by NoxMelo November 2, 2021

Skunkseeker

Somebody who finds and provokes skunks to spray them for the fun of it as a very niche hobby.

I'm a skunkseeker

by NoxMelo August 17, 2020

Oroboros Maneuver

Autoerotic Anal Vore.

Bro, don't ever look up Oroboros on Rule34. You'll learn what the Oroboros Maneuver is.

by NoxMelo October 12, 2025