10 definitions by NoxMelo

Skunkseeker

Somebody who finds and provokes skunks to spray them for the fun of it as a very niche hobby.

I'm a skunkseeker

by NoxMelo August 17, 2020

Vee-dee

A derogatory nonsense term sang in a high pitch by the Northern Guard Support of Detroit City FC in their parody of Alouette, called Detroit Alouette.

A vee-dee is something the other (any other than Detroit City) team's fans have.

"Oh they had a Vee-dee"
"Oh they had a Vee-dee"
"Vee-dee"
"Vee-dee"

by NoxMelo July 2, 2018

Schmoonding

Doing nothing but laying around and jerking off

Mr. Coomer was not in fact schmoonding on the job.

by NoxMelo December 24, 2021

The Sex Man

The winner of the day, particularly one who gets laid at the end because of how epic their triumph was, even though the intention was not to get laid as a result.

He is The Sex Man.

by NoxMelo March 4, 2022

Reno Furry Convention Special

A pizza available only in Reno during a furry convention, that comes with 19 splooges as a topping.

Whatever you do, do not order the Reno Furry Convention Special unless you want to get face aids.

by NoxMelo November 3, 2021

Scotch Hotdog

A word referring to the penis of any person from the British Isles from anywhere other than Scotland.

Have you seen that Welsh man's Scotch Hotdog? It's at least a furlong.

by NoxMelo November 13, 2021

procrastageddon

When you procrastionate so much that all of your deadlines hit you at once, so you are forced to work on your tasks frantically.

Dude, I survived procrastageddon

by NoxMelo November 7, 2017