Schmoonding

Mr. Coomer was not in fact schmoonding on the job.
by NoxMelo December 24, 2021
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The Sex Man

The winner of the day, particularly one who gets laid at the end because of how epic their triumph was, even though the intention was not to get laid as a result.
He is The Sex Man.
by NoxMelo March 04, 2022
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A powerful detachment from reality caused by obsessively reading politically charged conspiracy theories, and generally believing anything said by certain pundits who often pass off obvious falsehoods as truth. The primary characteristic is being susceptible to fervently believing extremely outlandish claims which are easily disproven by a simple Google search.
"Did you hear? They actually believe schools are installing litter boxes for students who identify as furries!"
"I know. It's Politically Induced Psychosis."
by NoxMelo March 25, 2022
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Out Pizzaing The Hut

The non sequitur term meaning to pour tequila down the window shaft of the driver's side of somebody's car door, thus ensuring that if they get pulled over by the pigs anytime within the next several weeks, they will get arrested for drinking and driving because all the cop will be able to smell is tequila.
I'm gonna go out pizzaing the hut and get people arrested for drinking and driving.
by NoxMelo November 24, 2023
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Skunkseeker

Somebody who finds and provokes skunks to spray them for the fun of it as a very niche hobby.
by NoxMelo August 17, 2020
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Scotch Hotdog

A word referring to the penis of any person from the British Isles from anywhere other than Scotland.
Have you seen that Welsh man's Scotch Hotdog? It's at least a furlong.
by NoxMelo November 13, 2021
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procrastageddon

When you procrastionate so much that all of your deadlines hit you at once, so you are forced to work on your tasks frantically.
Dude, I survived procrastageddon
by NoxMelo November 07, 2017
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