Norman's definitions

floogle

a woman or man with promiscuous tendencies

DAMN.. look at that floogle, Man she's easy. Wev'e all given her one!!!

by norman July 3, 2003

potrzebie

Hmmm..after reading all of the above I'm not really sure what the exact definition is...

Once in the background of a MAD Magazine cartoon, I saw a truck with the word "POTCHRAZEBIE" printed on it's side. Yep, that's how it was spelled.

by Norman December 5, 2003

gee willakers!

Expression of surprise. Not sure of origin, but possibly evolved from the following conversation:

Fred: "I inherited several square feet of land?"
Will: "No, dad gave you several ACRES!"
Fred (surprised): "Gee, Will, acres?!"

Gee willakers, this 'mummy' costume I'm wearing has no zipper!

by norman December 5, 2003

battered woman

1) Woman who has had pancake batter thrown on her.
2) Woman whose hair or appendages are caught in mixer while preparing cake batter.
3) Woman in softball league who was formerly a pitcher, but is now a batter.

Emily's pitching arm wore out, so the team made her a Battered Woman.

by norman December 5, 2003

Gerald Ford

Alot of ppl think Gerald Ford was dumb, but honestly, whose dumber? Gerald Ford or the two ppl who tried to kill Gerald Ford, on two separate occasions.

Gerald Ford once hit a small child in the face with a golf club, by accident of course.

by norman May 9, 2005

Quetzal

1) A monetary unit of Guatemala, equal to 100 Centavos.
2) The National Bird of Guatemala.
3) Word used in a nonsense fashion by MAD Magazine.

Shipping an issue of MAD from New York to Guatemala by ground will cost 2000 Quetzals (think it's easy to drive through Central America?).

by Norman December 5, 2003

bonerific

The moment you see something that excites you in anyway.

Stacey's mom is bonerific.

Boy that couch is bonerific.

by Norman November 15, 2003