Norman's definitions

battered woman

1) Woman who has had pancake batter thrown on her.
2) Woman whose hair or appendages are caught in mixer while preparing cake batter.
3) Woman in softball league who was formerly a pitcher, but is now a batter.

Emily's pitching arm wore out, so the team made her a Battered Woman.

by norman December 5, 2003

Ballface

a term for one who is a constant teabagger.

Dude emily was such a ballface with the 3 guys.

by norman August 28, 2004

game ops

One who is called upon to smite losers who disrupt the online world such as the fine example given here

Loser: Assorted loser insults

Gameop: Loser was banned for inappropriate behaviour

by Norman December 20, 2003

gee willakers!

Expression of surprise. Not sure of origin, but possibly evolved from the following conversation:

Fred: "I inherited several square feet of land?"
Will: "No, dad gave you several ACRES!"
Fred (surprised): "Gee, Will, acres?!"

Gee willakers, this 'mummy' costume I'm wearing has no zipper!

by norman December 5, 2003

axolotl

A larval salamander in the larval stage. Also used for nonsense in MAD Magazine. This is a word of the ancient Nahuatl Indian language used by the Aztecs and Toltecs. Other Nahuatl words are Quetzal and Quetzalcoatl.

If you disturb the Axolotl, I'll sic my Quetzal on you!!

by Norman December 5, 2003

Merchanted

A specialised term used in the game of cricket when one team attains a moral victory over the succesful opposition. In that the game was lost but a moral victory can be taken away from the game.

Winning on a first innings and then being embarrassed in the second innings, Albany Creek were Merchanted

by Norman August 8, 2004

Gerald Ford

Alot of ppl think Gerald Ford was dumb, but honestly, whose dumber? Gerald Ford or the two ppl who tried to kill Gerald Ford, on two separate occasions.

Gerald Ford once hit a small child in the face with a golf club, by accident of course.

by norman May 9, 2005