Norman's definitions

Dadburnit!

Western U.S. slang, similar to Dadblastit and Dadgummit, used to express frustration or annoyance. This word was often used by Hoss of TV's Bonanza series.

Dadburnit, my horsie ate up all my grits!

by Norman December 5, 2003

asscrack

A no-good, rotten bastard who hasn't the courage to openly act like the true asshole that he is. A sneaky asshole.

Some low-life asscrack pitched his slurpee into my convertable while I was in the store.

by norman December 23, 2004

flatbed scanner

Electronic device that looks like a small suitcase. Lay paper of a book on it, and it works like a photocopier, delivering an electronic version of the document as an image-file to your personal computer.

"I used my flatbed scanner to get my cat onto Cat Scan."

by Norman July 24, 2004

Quetzal

1) A monetary unit of Guatemala, equal to 100 Centavos.
2) The National Bird of Guatemala.
3) Word used in a nonsense fashion by MAD Magazine.

Shipping an issue of MAD from New York to Guatemala by ground will cost 2000 Quetzals (think it's easy to drive through Central America?).

by Norman December 5, 2003

chicken cow

the harmless friend of catdog

chicken cow and catdog went to s slumber party

by Norman November 29, 2003

battered woman

1) Woman who has had pancake batter thrown on her.
2) Woman whose hair or appendages are caught in mixer while preparing cake batter.
3) Woman in softball league who was formerly a pitcher, but is now a batter.

Emily's pitching arm wore out, so the team made her a Battered Woman.

by norman December 5, 2003

game ops

One who is called upon to smite losers who disrupt the online world such as the fine example given here

Loser: Assorted loser insults

Gameop: Loser was banned for inappropriate behaviour

by Norman December 20, 2003