Norman's definitions

flatbed scanner

Electronic device that looks like a small suitcase. Lay paper of a book on it, and it works like a photocopier, delivering an electronic version of the document as an image-file to your personal computer.

"I used my flatbed scanner to get my cat onto Cat Scan."

by Norman July 24, 2004

Quetzal

1) A monetary unit of Guatemala, equal to 100 Centavos.
2) The National Bird of Guatemala.
3) Word used in a nonsense fashion by MAD Magazine.

Shipping an issue of MAD from New York to Guatemala by ground will cost 2000 Quetzals (think it's easy to drive through Central America?).

by Norman December 5, 2003

potrzebie

Hmmm..after reading all of the above I'm not really sure what the exact definition is...

Once in the background of a MAD Magazine cartoon, I saw a truck with the word "POTCHRAZEBIE" printed on it's side. Yep, that's how it was spelled.

by Norman December 5, 2003

back buddy

A guy short enough to hang from the shoulders of a full grown man and 4x4 his meat mobile up the dirt road as the man does his daily activities.

Hey "Little Mike" I heard your Chris Obrien's Back Buddy.

by norman May 13, 2005

cheer

Southern U.S. slang for "here". Seems to imply that "chair" can be substituted for "there".

Look rat cheer! (translated: Look right here!).

by Norman December 5, 2003

Merchanted

A specialised term used in the game of cricket when one team attains a moral victory over the succesful opposition. In that the game was lost but a moral victory can be taken away from the game.

Winning on a first innings and then being embarrassed in the second innings, Albany Creek were Merchanted

by Norman August 8, 2004

bonerific

The moment you see something that excites you in anyway.

Stacey's mom is bonerific.

Boy that couch is bonerific.

by Norman November 15, 2003