Norman's definitions

battered woman

1) Woman who has had pancake batter thrown on her.
2) Woman whose hair or appendages are caught in mixer while preparing cake batter.
3) Woman in softball league who was formerly a pitcher, but is now a batter.

Emily's pitching arm wore out, so the team made her a Battered Woman.

by norman December 5, 2003

back buddy

A guy short enough to hang from the shoulders of a full grown man and 4x4 his meat mobile up the dirt road as the man does his daily activities.

Hey "Little Mike" I heard your Chris Obrien's Back Buddy.

by norman May 13, 2005

asscrack

A no-good, rotten bastard who hasn't the courage to openly act like the true asshole that he is. A sneaky asshole.

Some low-life asscrack pitched his slurpee into my convertable while I was in the store.

by norman December 23, 2004

chicken cow

the harmless friend of catdog

chicken cow and catdog went to s slumber party

by Norman November 29, 2003

flatbed scanner

Electronic device that looks like a small suitcase. Lay paper of a book on it, and it works like a photocopier, delivering an electronic version of the document as an image-file to your personal computer.

"I used my flatbed scanner to get my cat onto Cat Scan."

by Norman July 24, 2004

game ops

One who is called upon to smite losers who disrupt the online world such as the fine example given here

Loser: Assorted loser insults

Gameop: Loser was banned for inappropriate behaviour

by Norman December 20, 2003

Ballface

a term for one who is a constant teabagger.

Dude emily was such a ballface with the 3 guys.

by norman August 28, 2004