2 definitions by Noid
Gareth Ward, once a shadow who reaked havoc on corporations and basically everything on a network, and now a fully legit network security specialist
by Noid November 5, 2003
Because Ford never learned to say his original name, his father eventually died of shame, which is still a terminal disease in some parts of the Galaxy. The other kids at school nicknamed him Ix, which in the language of Betelgeuse Five translates as "boy who is not able satisfactorily to explain what a Hrung is, nor why it should choose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven".
by Noid February 5, 2005