Definitions by Nickobrevin

gu-honk 

the sound your backside makes when you have recently eaten something potent.
its a 2-syllable fart: the 1st part is a quiet, suppressed and discreet noise; the 2nd is ultra loud and represents a failure to contain the pressure of the rectum

"this week, i have been mostly eating bake beans, scotch eggs and drinking fizzy pop!".... gu-HONK!.... "pardon me :S"

gu-honk by nickobrevin October 10, 2006

toboggan run 

when a dog with an itchy ringpiece sits upright on a rough carpet and pulls itself along with just its front legs to get relief

"check it out dude! your dog is doin a toboggan run!"
"urgh - its left a mooky trail..."

toboggan run by nickobrevin September 21, 2006

Gloonkey 

A facial disfigurement. Someone who suffers from 'gloonkey' has a lower jaw that protrudes further than the upper jaw. The word is specifically defined so that if a sufferer pronounces it, their condition is expressed to the extreme due to the gurning involved, and thus other people who see it will understand the meaning on a visual basis.

"have you seen morrissey from the smiths? he has a bad case of gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."

Gloonkey by Nickobrevin August 23, 2006

doy 

a war cry used by the afro-karateka warchiefs of north america in the early 1970s. it increases the power and precision of their attacks and also features as a startling tactic due to its incredibly odd sound.

attacker: "he's not goin' to hawaii!"
afro-karateka: "doy! doy! d-d-d-d-doyyyy!

doy by Nickobrevin May 19, 2006

qut 

the sound made by acne spot when you squeeze it really hard and it bursts with high pressure

ooh, ike.... arghhhhh QUT!
ahhh....

qut by Nickobrevin May 19, 2006