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When Maria exceeded her monthly work goals, her boss generously compensated her with her due coingratulations.
by Neologian-PJG September 27, 2011
Get the coingratulations mug.Instead of clumsily talking about one's 'ancestry' and again about one's 'family tree,' we can instead speak with more precision about one's ancestree.
That blue blood family was a little too 'close' (ahem) with sometimes not enough branching out in their ancestree, if you know what I mean.
Everyone wants to find someone famous in their ancestree.
Everyone wants to find someone famous in their ancestree.
by Neologian-PJG March 31, 2013
Get the ancestree mug.In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.
When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.
When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.
CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"
'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"
'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.
by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011
Get the season's greedings mug.The mysterious (and some say, nonexistent) phenomenon, sometimes known as the faked male orgasm, is better known as a phantom load.
"The strangest thing happened."
"What?"
"After sex, last night I saw the condom John used, but it was... empty."
"How could that be?"
"I know, it's so weird! He acted like he finished, but I guess it was just a phantom load."
"What?"
"After sex, last night I saw the condom John used, but it was... empty."
"How could that be?"
"I know, it's so weird! He acted like he finished, but I guess it was just a phantom load."
by Neologian-PJG August 26, 2013
Get the Phantom Load mug.You should be careful: that Thai Chili Stirfry is no doubt spicy twicey.
1: What's all that screaming from the bathroom?
2: It's Chuck, in pain from his spicy twicey flamethrower burger from last night.
1: What's all that screaming from the bathroom?
2: It's Chuck, in pain from his spicy twicey flamethrower burger from last night.
by Neologian-PJG April 26, 2012
Get the spicy twicey mug.When summer temperatures in Minnesota exceed the upper 90s (°F) we are justified in renaming the state MinnesHota.
The thermometer in my car reads 106°F right in the heart of MinnesHota today.
Global warming is turning my state from Minnesota to MinnesHota.
Global warming is turning my state from Minnesota to MinnesHota.
by Neologian-PJG July 5, 2012
Get the MinnesHota mug.When a demented person decides to commit suicide in a public way that includes the horrific murder of other human beings, the horribly elevating phrase 'blaze of glory' is often used to describe the action, but it needs to be replaced by 'blaze of gory.'
That murderous psychopath (whose name we should never say and never publicize) just had to go out in a blaze of gory, which resulted in so many senseless deaths.
by Neologian-PJG January 8, 2013
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