2 definitions by NeoRobot77
Why is there a spoon sticking out of Dan's underwear?
I judd-apatowed him last night after he passed out.
Oh, thank God, I thought it was stuck it in his asshole.
I judd-apatowed him last night after he passed out.
Oh, thank God, I thought it was stuck it in his asshole.
by NeoRobot77 May 2, 2017
Unrequited love is like an erection lasting longer than four hours. You're in constant pain, it's incredibly embarrassing because everyone can see it, and it's too *hard* to get any work done or even leave the house.
"Omg, did you see that guy's unrequited love? It's so obvious!"
"Yeah, it's hilarious, why would he do that to himself??"
"I don't know, but he has no one to blame but himself."
"Yeah, it's hilarious, why would he do that to himself??"
"I don't know, but he has no one to blame but himself."
by NeoRobot77 March 7, 2017