1 definition by Neil_Dragon
A queer Australian game which is supported by a predominantly homosexual fan base. As opposed to Rugby League, where true strength and courage is on display on a weekly basis, AFL incorporates the truly degenerate facets of society, such as cowardice and faggetry. While Melbournian homosexuals continue to defend the game, some going as far as to say that it is a masculine and tough sport, all one has to do to disspell this claim is to cite the typical fights in AFL. Fighting in the AFL never involves manly punches. Instead a form of pseudo faggot fighting takes place, which includes head locks, shoulder punches, jersey grabs, pushing, shoving, wrestling, etc. Clearly embarrassed by this all too obvious show of homosexuality, male AFL supporters never discuss fighting in their sport. Rugby League and, to a lesser degree, Rugby Union, are the only truly masculine sports in Australia.
HOMO: AFL is the greatest sport in Australia, and the toughest.
ME: How can you say that when you'll get suspended for weeks simply for throwing a punch in the AFL?
HOMO: ??????
ME: Fag.
ME: How can you say that when you'll get suspended for weeks simply for throwing a punch in the AFL?
HOMO: ??????
ME: Fag.
by Neil_Dragon September 27, 2007