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When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.
While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.
The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.
The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.
The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
Get the holes eyemug. One of five basic turd colors. A foul smelling turd or squirts that are dark black and rather loose in consistancy. Can often resemble coffee grounds. This is generally an unhealthy turd, as it could be an early indication of internal bleeding. Get your ass to a hospital.
Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
Damn!!! I just sprayed the back of the crapper with a huge Jet Black, bigger than the BP oil spill.
After emitting a Jet Black he was admitted to the hospital.
After emitting a Jet Black he was admitted to the hospital.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
Get the Jet Blackmug. Having just blown a forceful Jet Black, Gerdy was sure he had created a lid skid.
When Steve lifted the toilet seat to take a beer leak, to his dismay, it was covered in lid skid.
Unfortunately, Arlene hadn't remembered to clean the lid skid before the company arrived.
When Steve lifted the toilet seat to take a beer leak, to his dismay, it was covered in lid skid.
Unfortunately, Arlene hadn't remembered to clean the lid skid before the company arrived.
by NCKnobster April 17, 2011
Get the lid skidmug. While driving around naked, Gerard and Elmer counted the nippola bumps on Beth's tits.
They were surprised to see that Gerard had more nippola bumps than Beth!
After discovering that one of Gerard's nippola bumps was a zit, they realized that he had exactly the same amount as Beth. This was cause for great celebration!
They were surprised to see that Gerard had more nippola bumps than Beth!
After discovering that one of Gerard's nippola bumps was a zit, they realized that he had exactly the same amount as Beth. This was cause for great celebration!
by NCKnobster April 2, 2011
Get the Nippola Bumpsmug. A woman who thinks her shit doesn't stink. One that thinks she's above all else. Generally the woman is a bitch that tries to control everything and everybody; most assuredly any male that is unfortunate enough to hook up with the bitch. They must be the center of attention, are extremely jealous of their mates friends and will go to all ends to sabatogue any good friendship that they may have. They tend to think they are "hot" (in their own mind) when in fact they are nothing more than average looking, wearing too much make-up, fake tits, store bought fingernails and gaudy clothes.
I feel sorry for Andy because, whether he knows it or not, his wife Cheryl is a premadonna.
Carlton's wife is a premadonna and has him by the balls.
Claire thinks she's a premadonna but is nothing more than a Beverly Hillbilly.
Carlton's wife is a premadonna and has him by the balls.
Claire thinks she's a premadonna but is nothing more than a Beverly Hillbilly.
by NCKnobster April 21, 2011
Get the premadonnamug. One of five basic turd colors. A turd with a dark brown color and extremely fudgie consistency. Although this turd can be described as "healthy", it's lack of sufficient bile can cause one to use an excessive amount of toilet paper to properly clean ones butt hole.
This term may also be used to describe the 44th President of the United States.
Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Jet Black, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
This term may also be used to describe the 44th President of the United States.
Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Jet Black, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
I thought I'd never stop wiping that Mid-Night Brown.
The Mid-Night Brown left skid marks on the back of the crapper.
I wish that Mid-Night Brown would be impeached for treason, otherwise we have have to put up with another two years of the asshole.
The Mid-Night Brown left skid marks on the back of the crapper.
I wish that Mid-Night Brown would be impeached for treason, otherwise we have have to put up with another two years of the asshole.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
Get the Mid-Night Brownmug. While doing the laundry, Terri noticed a huge prant on Gerdy's skivvies.
She went to fart a fart but ended up with a prant on her G- string.
Having eaten bum tacos for lunch, Steve and Arlene both ended up with matching prants in their britches.
Even bleach couldn't get the prant out of Donald's bloomers.
She went to fart a fart but ended up with a prant on her G- string.
Having eaten bum tacos for lunch, Steve and Arlene both ended up with matching prants in their britches.
Even bleach couldn't get the prant out of Donald's bloomers.
by NCKnobster August 3, 2011
Get the Prantmug.