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Urbaholic

A person who has an insatiable desire to send words and their definitions to the Urban Dictionary web site.
That fuckin' Norton is a urbaholic!

He was admitted to the the half way house because he was an urbaholic.
Don and Gerard were worried about their friend because he was a cronic urbaholic.
by NCKnobster March 11, 2011
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Mid-Night Brown

One of five basic turd colors. A turd with a dark brown color and extremely fudgie consistency. Although this turd can be described as "healthy", it's lack of sufficient bile can cause one to use an excessive amount of toilet paper to properly clean ones butt hole.

This term may also be used to describe the 44th President of the United States.

Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Jet Black, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
I thought I'd never stop wiping that Mid-Night Brown.

The Mid-Night Brown left skid marks on the back of the crapper.

I wish that Mid-Night Brown would be impeached for treason, otherwise we have have to put up with another two years of the asshole.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
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Prant

noun; Akin to a fingerprint in your pants, most commonly referred to as a skid or hash-mark.
While doing the laundry, Terri noticed a huge prant on Gerdy's skivvies.

She went to fart a fart but ended up with a prant on her G- string.

Having eaten bum tacos for lunch, Steve and Arlene both ended up with matching prants in their britches.

Even bleach couldn't get the prant out of Donald's bloomers.
by NCKnobster August 3, 2011
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Rutabaga Red

One of five basic turd colors. This turd ranges in color from a crimson red to deep burgundy. Where as a crimson turd could very well mean that you've busted a roid, a burgundy shade suggests the likelihood of your fondness for beets. This turd could easily be mistaken for menstrual flow or visa-versa.

Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green
Having eaten two cans of pickled beets, I was assured the presence of a Rutabaga Red the following morning.

She left her Rutabaga Red in the crapper for all the world to see.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
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holes eye

When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.
While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.

The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.

The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
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Jet Black

One of five basic turd colors. A foul smelling turd or squirts that are dark black and rather loose in consistancy. Can often resemble coffee grounds. This is generally an unhealthy turd, as it could be an early indication of internal bleeding. Get your ass to a hospital.

Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
Damn!!! I just sprayed the back of the crapper with a huge Jet Black, bigger than the BP oil spill.

After emitting a Jet Black he was admitted to the hospital.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
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squidge

noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart
Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.

Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.

After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.
by NCKnobster September 8, 2011
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