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Having just blown a forceful Jet Black, Gerdy was sure he had created a lid skid.
When Steve lifted the toilet seat to take a beer leak, to his dismay, it was covered in lid skid.
Unfortunately, Arlene hadn't remembered to clean the lid skid before the company arrived.
When Steve lifted the toilet seat to take a beer leak, to his dismay, it was covered in lid skid.
Unfortunately, Arlene hadn't remembered to clean the lid skid before the company arrived.
by NCKnobster April 17, 2011
Get the lid skid mug.While driving around naked, Gerard and Elmer counted the nippola bumps on Beth's tits.
They were surprised to see that Gerard had more nippola bumps than Beth!
After discovering that one of Gerard's nippola bumps was a zit, they realized that he had exactly the same amount as Beth. This was cause for great celebration!
They were surprised to see that Gerard had more nippola bumps than Beth!
After discovering that one of Gerard's nippola bumps was a zit, they realized that he had exactly the same amount as Beth. This was cause for great celebration!
by NCKnobster April 2, 2011
Get the Nippola Bumps mug.One of five basic turd colors. A foul smelling turd or squirts that are dark black and rather loose in consistancy. Can often resemble coffee grounds. This is generally an unhealthy turd, as it could be an early indication of internal bleeding. Get your ass to a hospital.
Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
Damn!!! I just sprayed the back of the crapper with a huge Jet Black, bigger than the BP oil spill.
After emitting a Jet Black he was admitted to the hospital.
After emitting a Jet Black he was admitted to the hospital.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
Get the Jet Black mug.While doing the laundry, Terri noticed a huge prant on Gerdy's skivvies.
She went to fart a fart but ended up with a prant on her G- string.
Having eaten bum tacos for lunch, Steve and Arlene both ended up with matching prants in their britches.
Even bleach couldn't get the prant out of Donald's bloomers.
She went to fart a fart but ended up with a prant on her G- string.
Having eaten bum tacos for lunch, Steve and Arlene both ended up with matching prants in their britches.
Even bleach couldn't get the prant out of Donald's bloomers.
by NCKnobster August 3, 2011
Get the Prant mug.One of five basic turd colors. This turd ranges in color from a crimson red to deep burgundy. Where as a crimson turd could very well mean that you've busted a roid, a burgundy shade suggests the likelihood of your fondness for beets. This turd could easily be mistaken for menstrual flow or visa-versa.
Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green
Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green
Having eaten two cans of pickled beets, I was assured the presence of a Rutabaga Red the following morning.
She left her Rutabaga Red in the crapper for all the world to see.
She left her Rutabaga Red in the crapper for all the world to see.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
Get the Rutabaga Red mug.A woman who thinks her shit doesn't stink. One that thinks she's above all else. Generally the woman is a bitch that tries to control everything and everybody; most assuredly any male that is unfortunate enough to hook up with the bitch. They must be the center of attention, are extremely jealous of their mates friends and will go to all ends to sabatogue any good friendship that they may have. They tend to think they are "hot" (in their own mind) when in fact they are nothing more than average looking, wearing too much make-up, fake tits, store bought fingernails and gaudy clothes.
I feel sorry for Andy because, whether he knows it or not, his wife Cheryl is a premadonna.
Carlton's wife is a premadonna and has him by the balls.
Claire thinks she's a premadonna but is nothing more than a Beverly Hillbilly.
Carlton's wife is a premadonna and has him by the balls.
Claire thinks she's a premadonna but is nothing more than a Beverly Hillbilly.
by NCKnobster April 21, 2011
Get the premadonna mug.A person who has an insatiable desire to send words and their definitions to the Urban Dictionary web site.
That fuckin' Norton is a urbaholic!
He was admitted to the the half way house because he was an urbaholic.
Don and Gerard were worried about their friend because he was a cronic urbaholic.
He was admitted to the the half way house because he was an urbaholic.
Don and Gerard were worried about their friend because he was a cronic urbaholic.
by NCKnobster March 11, 2011
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