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The skillful art of sinking a turd which is floating in the crapper. Generally, heavy beer drinkers have been known to excel in this craft. This is due to their massive urine flow which greatly contributes to the destruction of the Stinkable Molly Brown. Not all heavy beer drinkers can master this fine art, as ninety-eight percent of heavy beer drinkers cannot maintain the concentration needed to effectively aim.
Being able to drink un-humanly amounts of lager, pilsner and stout, Arneson was internationally know for his ability to piss sink the biggest Stinkable Molly Brown.
I can think of only one time that he couldn't piss sink a turd. But then again, it was a Jungle Green which resembled a lilly pad and not a Stinkable Molly Brown.
I can think of only one time that he couldn't piss sink a turd. But then again, it was a Jungle Green which resembled a lilly pad and not a Stinkable Molly Brown.
by NCKnobster April 13, 2011
Get the piss sink mug.While driving around naked, Gerard and Elmer counted the nippola bumps on Beth's tits.
They were surprised to see that Gerard had more nippola bumps than Beth!
After discovering that one of Gerard's nippola bumps was a zit, they realized that he had exactly the same amount as Beth. This was cause for great celebration!
They were surprised to see that Gerard had more nippola bumps than Beth!
After discovering that one of Gerard's nippola bumps was a zit, they realized that he had exactly the same amount as Beth. This was cause for great celebration!
by NCKnobster April 2, 2011
Get the Nippola Bumps mug.Having just blown a forceful Jet Black, Gerdy was sure he had created a lid skid.
When Steve lifted the toilet seat to take a beer leak, to his dismay, it was covered in lid skid.
Unfortunately, Arlene hadn't remembered to clean the lid skid before the company arrived.
When Steve lifted the toilet seat to take a beer leak, to his dismay, it was covered in lid skid.
Unfortunately, Arlene hadn't remembered to clean the lid skid before the company arrived.
by NCKnobster April 17, 2011
Get the lid skid mug.A person who has an insatiable desire to send words and their definitions to the Urban Dictionary web site.
That fuckin' Norton is a urbaholic!
He was admitted to the the half way house because he was an urbaholic.
Don and Gerard were worried about their friend because he was a cronic urbaholic.
He was admitted to the the half way house because he was an urbaholic.
Don and Gerard were worried about their friend because he was a cronic urbaholic.
by NCKnobster March 11, 2011
Get the Urbaholic mug.One of five basic turd colors. A turd with a dark brown color and extremely fudgie consistency. Although this turd can be described as "healthy", it's lack of sufficient bile can cause one to use an excessive amount of toilet paper to properly clean ones butt hole.
This term may also be used to describe the 44th President of the United States.
Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Jet Black, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
This term may also be used to describe the 44th President of the United States.
Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Jet Black, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
I thought I'd never stop wiping that Mid-Night Brown.
The Mid-Night Brown left skid marks on the back of the crapper.
I wish that Mid-Night Brown would be impeached for treason, otherwise we have have to put up with another two years of the asshole.
The Mid-Night Brown left skid marks on the back of the crapper.
I wish that Mid-Night Brown would be impeached for treason, otherwise we have have to put up with another two years of the asshole.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
Get the Mid-Night Brown mug.When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.
While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.
The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.
The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.
The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
Get the holes eye mug.Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.
Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.
After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.
Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.
After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.
by NCKnobster September 8, 2011
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