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A person who has an insatiable desire to send words and their definitions to the Urban Dictionary web site.
That fuckin' Norton is a urbaholic!
He was admitted to the the half way house because he was an urbaholic.
Don and Gerard were worried about their friend because he was a cronic urbaholic.
He was admitted to the the half way house because he was an urbaholic.
Don and Gerard were worried about their friend because he was a cronic urbaholic.
by NCKnobster March 11, 2011
Get the Urbaholic mug.Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.
Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.
After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.
Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.
After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.
by NCKnobster September 8, 2011
Get the squidge mug.When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.
While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.
The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.
The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.
The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
Get the holes eye mug.Having consumed many beers, Al thought that he would finally be able to "piss sink" the Stinkable Molly Brown that he had left floating in the crapper earlier that day, but to no avail.
After three flushes the Stinkable Molly Brown still stayed afloat.
Having tried in vain to sink the Stinkable Molly Brown, he was left no choice but to surgically remove it from the crapper with forsips.
After three flushes the Stinkable Molly Brown still stayed afloat.
Having tried in vain to sink the Stinkable Molly Brown, he was left no choice but to surgically remove it from the crapper with forsips.
by NCKnobster March 27, 2011
Get the Stinkable Molly Brown mug.While doing the laundry, Terri noticed a huge prant on Gerdy's skivvies.
She went to fart a fart but ended up with a prant on her G- string.
Having eaten bum tacos for lunch, Steve and Arlene both ended up with matching prants in their britches.
Even bleach couldn't get the prant out of Donald's bloomers.
She went to fart a fart but ended up with a prant on her G- string.
Having eaten bum tacos for lunch, Steve and Arlene both ended up with matching prants in their britches.
Even bleach couldn't get the prant out of Donald's bloomers.
by NCKnobster August 3, 2011
Get the Prant mug.One of five basic turd colors. This turd ranges in color from a crimson red to deep burgundy. Where as a crimson turd could very well mean that you've busted a roid, a burgundy shade suggests the likelihood of your fondness for beets. This turd could easily be mistaken for menstrual flow or visa-versa.
Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green
Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green
Having eaten two cans of pickled beets, I was assured the presence of a Rutabaga Red the following morning.
She left her Rutabaga Red in the crapper for all the world to see.
She left her Rutabaga Red in the crapper for all the world to see.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
Get the Rutabaga Red mug.One of five basic turd colors. A turd with a dark brown color and extremely fudgie consistency. Although this turd can be described as "healthy", it's lack of sufficient bile can cause one to use an excessive amount of toilet paper to properly clean ones butt hole.
This term may also be used to describe the 44th President of the United States.
Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Jet Black, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
This term may also be used to describe the 44th President of the United States.
Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Jet Black, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
I thought I'd never stop wiping that Mid-Night Brown.
The Mid-Night Brown left skid marks on the back of the crapper.
I wish that Mid-Night Brown would be impeached for treason, otherwise we have have to put up with another two years of the asshole.
The Mid-Night Brown left skid marks on the back of the crapper.
I wish that Mid-Night Brown would be impeached for treason, otherwise we have have to put up with another two years of the asshole.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
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