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An Eastern European country whose inhabitants, contrary to popular opinon, are NOT DUMB. Polish citizens, in fact, have won Nobel Peace Prizes in every category, and Polish scientists, philosophers, explorers, and mathematicians have made numerous beneficial contributions to their respective fields (ultraviolet light; the set theory; semantic language theory). Marie Curie (née Sklodowska), the esteemed chemist, was a Pole. Poland also, naturally, has the most attractive women.
Poland used to possess the most powerful army in Europe.
by N.B. November 2, 2003
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n. The homosexual act of one man sneaking up behind another, attempting to grab his genitals, inflicting pain in the process.
Randy Jackson snuck up behind Clay Aiken in the shower and gave that bitch a back-water viper.
by N.B. April 7, 2006
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