3 definitions by Myhandsaretoocold

Name of guy who’s legs are as thick as logs and rumbles the ground everywhere he walks.
Person one: Oh hey look it’s Log Legs!

Person two: Timber!!!
by Myhandsaretoocold May 22, 2018
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A nickname for a certain man who’s ego is more inflated than a bouncy house. He thinks he’s hot as all hell but in reality everyone knows that wearing a demin jacket with denim jeans is possibly the worst thing you could do.
Person one: for the love of god, someone burn that jacket.

Person two: Who’s? Big Ego’s? He thinks it makes him look hot.
by Myhandsaretoocold May 22, 2018
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A man who has yet to screw up, and better not screw up. As of right now he remains nice. Often seen with insanely short shorts, no one knows if he wears them that short to make people uncomfortable or if he just really likes them that short.
Person one: Did you see Ahcoob? His shorts are extra short today.

Person two: Yes, I’ve never felt more uncomfortable in my entire life.
by Myhandsaretoocold May 22, 2018
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