9 definitions by MudderFukcer

Simpette

Simpette - A woman who raises an undeserving man up onto a pedestal and worships him

Holly - OMG Harriet is such a Simpette!
Jackie - Yeah, I know, did you see the way she was talking about Harry? Such a Simpette.

by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020

Velvet Snake

The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.

It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.

Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?

by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022

rack of a goddess

Rack of a goddess.
That pair of tits is huge.

Dave: Jennifer's got the rack of a goddess
John: Looking at that pair I don't doubt it. That's a huge pair of knockers

by MudderFukcer January 5, 2020

Bernard.

The defenition of child abuse.
If you were called this at birth, consider a name change.

Mother: I'll call him Bernard.
Doctor: That's child abuse you horrible cunt.

by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020

Screwing

An alternative word for fucking someone.

Winston:Yo dawg you hear what happened last night?
Shak:Nah man what?
Winston:I heard Dan be screwing yo girl.
Shak:Fuck. That nigga dead.

by MudderFukcer April 13, 2019

The Grand Finale

When you come.

Jenna: OMG I'm close!
Brad: Close to what?
Jenna: The Grand Finale! Don't stop!

by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020

Gordon Shower

Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.

Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"

by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021