Definitions by Mrberlinnh

Couture

A small, pig-headed monster. Pronounced Kah-chore

Keith: Did you see that creature back there?
Kelly: Yeah, it was a Couture.

Couture by Mrberlinnh September 24, 2014

Meme 

A middle-aged woman who has many sexual partners, sometime more than one at the same time.

The girl across the street is such a meme; she has a new man every night.

Meme by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014

Breastie 

Selfie of a women's breasts.

I'd like to see a breastie of her's.

Breastie by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014

Piton 

(Pronounced Pee-tohn) Any kind of button that you push. Could also be used to describe a small peg or knob.

Origin: New England French Canadian dialect.

Push that little piton to turn on the TV; the hockey game is on!

Piton by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014

Fesses

French Canadian slang for buttocks. One butt cheek would be "fess" and both butt cheeks would be "fesses"

Sit your fess in the chair! Both Fesses!

Fesses by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014

Gives me the willies 

Something very scary or creepy. Alternative: it gives me the creeps.

Origin: A family that got killed in a tragic landslide in New Hampsire in 1826.

That gives me the willies!

Gives me the willies by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014

Hecklerbiggy 

1. A slang for a greedy man who dates wealthy women with the intention of exploiting said wealth.

2. A male gold digger.

3. A middle-aged man who dresses and acts like younger generations to be "in with the crowd."

4. A hipster

I wouldn't date him, I heard he was a Hecklerbiggy!

Hecklerbiggy by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014