9 definitions by MrMeanwhile
The act of behaving sub-optimally in the present, based on a personal belief that the future consequences will be less painful/bothersome than current optimal behavior.
Since I already knew I was never going to work with numbers, I decided to fuck it forward and flunk out of my math class.
by MrMeanwhile April 21, 2021
The act of leaving visible scratch marks on a person's body to the extent that it is unclear whether or not they have been working with actual chicken wire. Commonly with a sexual partner.
Did you see James' arms and back today? I can't tell if he's found a partner who's into chickenwiring or if he's spent all weekend or working with actual chickenwire on DIY projects.
-You get a cat or something, your arms look destroyed.
--Nah, new partner's kink is something called chickenwiring...I had never heard of it either.
-You get a cat or something, your arms look destroyed.
--Nah, new partner's kink is something called chickenwiring...I had never heard of it either.
by MrMeanwhile September 20, 2021
I can't believe you put me on gram-blast at the party! Now everyone in school is going to know how drunk I was.
by MrMeanwhile April 26, 2017
The behavior of people who do not fit the stereotypical black persona (as depicted in hip hop, TV and movies), putting on an edgier front (in the case of minorities) or putting on a false front (in the case of non-minorities), whereby resulting in harsh, overly simplistic or offensive behavior to be seen as culturally in-tune.
what was the point of Mary J. Blige singing to Hillary Clinton?
Hillary was blackticing for America.
Hillary was blackticing for America.
by MrMeanwhile November 26, 2016
-Did you see his new lambo?
-Yea it's hard to miss. Everyone knows he's rich. Reeks of stripper-perfume if you ask me.
-Her new job must pay an awful lot. Did you see all of her new jewelry?
- I can still smell the stripper-perfume!
Wilson described Kushner as “a man who needs a billion dollars fast, and is willing to cast shame on the winds to get there...The stench of his venality and desperation hangs around him like stripper perfume, cloying and obvious,” the GOP strategist wrote. (RICK WILSON 02.27.18 )
-Yea it's hard to miss. Everyone knows he's rich. Reeks of stripper-perfume if you ask me.
-Her new job must pay an awful lot. Did you see all of her new jewelry?
- I can still smell the stripper-perfume!
Wilson described Kushner as “a man who needs a billion dollars fast, and is willing to cast shame on the winds to get there...The stench of his venality and desperation hangs around him like stripper perfume, cloying and obvious,” the GOP strategist wrote. (RICK WILSON 02.27.18 )
by MrMeanwhile February 28, 2018
Jeez, that guy does a lot of drugs! He's a strict chematarian. Really enjoys the finer stimulants in life.
Staying at my parent's house is really ruining my chematarian regimen...I've been sober for nearly 24 hours.
Staying at my parent's house is really ruining my chematarian regimen...I've been sober for nearly 24 hours.
by MrMeanwhile March 15, 2018
One who can simultaneously maintain a reputation of respectability and extreme degeneracy.
These individuals are known to some as upstanding professionals, to others as party-animals with deviant tendencies, and known to a select group (typically comprised entirely of other respectable-degenerates) as both. The ability to know how to behave amongst different groups and individuals is a requirement for successful respectable-degeneracy.
These individuals are known to some as upstanding professionals, to others as party-animals with deviant tendencies, and known to a select group (typically comprised entirely of other respectable-degenerates) as both. The ability to know how to behave amongst different groups and individuals is a requirement for successful respectable-degeneracy.
I went out with my boss last night and we got blackout drunk at a club. Today we are both back at work and looking fresh. Everyone in the office thinks we are consummate professionals, only she and I know that we are both actually respectable-degenerates.
by MrMeanwhile April 16, 2018