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Ford GT

I can't believe no one has defined this...

History: The Ford GT is the updated model of their old Le Mans car the GT40. Apparently after Enzo Ferrari refused to sell his company to Ford, Henry Ford II decided he would kick their ass. So he spent a lot of money to make a car that would beat Ferrari in the Le Mans, which Ferrari had won eight times already. Anyway, the GT40 wins in 1966 and the rest of the decade and Ferrari never wins again.

Specs: This car is better than you. At everything.
(taken from comparison between the GT and the 2004 Viper)
0-60 3.6
0-100 8.1
1/4 mile in 11.78@124mph
Top speed is somewhere over 200mph
550 hp @ 6500 rpm
500 ft-lb torque @ 3,750 rpm
14 mpg city/21 mpg highway (not that it matters)
I wish I had 150k to buy this car...by the time I ever get near to that much money its probably going to cost 200k+ and I will cry. And I believe everyone is already sold, they just have to be produced...
by Mr.Grammar April 25, 2004
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off the heezy

Something that cannot be expressed by the English language, hence a made up phrase must be used.
Just add "off the heezy" to anything and you get the idea...
That bitch was off the heezy.
That taco was off the heezy.
Damn man, your shit is off the heezy.
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represent

To display something in a proud and aggressive manner.
Person 1: Fuck you
Person 2: What did you say?
Person 3: You betta represtent(directed at Person 2)
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asspirate

Someone, almost always a male, who has a masterfull command of another individual's, also almost always a male, buttocks
Person 1:Man, Jerry is such an asspirate.
Person 2: Yeah, he really owns your ass
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bitchcunt

The greatest thing to call your girl/woman. Guaranteed to make things interesting.
Girl: That was so great John, you're a beast in the sheets.
Boy: Thats right bitchcunt
Girl: OOOH! Your so romantic John
by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003
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bitchcunt

Sorry, it should be "you're so romantic"
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Fuckflesh

"I fucked her wtih my fuckflesh
by Mr.Grammar November 21, 2003
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