Someone, almost always a male, who has a masterfull command of another individual's, also almost always a male, buttocks
by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003
Get the asspiratemug. 
Something people should be forced to learn, even if they are stupid. It is also something that makes people on-line think you are a stuck up bastard.
by Mr.Grammar October 12, 2003
Get the grammarmug. by Mr.Grammar October 12, 2003
Get the pwnmug. Just add "off the heezy" to anything and you get the idea...
That bitch was off the heezy.
That taco was off the heezy.
Damn man, your shit is off the heezy.
That bitch was off the heezy.
That taco was off the heezy.
Damn man, your shit is off the heezy.
by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003
Get the off the heezymug. Girl: That was so great John, you're a beast in the sheets.
Boy: Thats right bitchcunt
Girl: OOOH! Your so romantic John
Boy: Thats right bitchcunt
Girl: OOOH! Your so romantic John
by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003
Get the bitchcuntmug. I can't believe no one has defined this...
History: The Ford GT is the updated model of their old Le Mans car the GT40. Apparently after Enzo Ferrari refused to sell his company to Ford, Henry Ford II decided he would kick their ass. So he spent a lot of money to make a car that would beat Ferrari in the Le Mans, which Ferrari had won eight times already. Anyway, the GT40 wins in 1966 and the rest of the decade and Ferrari never wins again.
Specs: This car is better than you. At everything.
(taken from comparison between the GT and the 2004 Viper)
0-60 3.6
0-100 8.1
1/4 mile in 11.78@124mph
Top speed is somewhere over 200mph
550 hp @ 6500 rpm
500 ft-lb torque @ 3,750 rpm
14 mpg city/21 mpg highway (not that it matters)
History: The Ford GT is the updated model of their old Le Mans car the GT40. Apparently after Enzo Ferrari refused to sell his company to Ford, Henry Ford II decided he would kick their ass. So he spent a lot of money to make a car that would beat Ferrari in the Le Mans, which Ferrari had won eight times already. Anyway, the GT40 wins in 1966 and the rest of the decade and Ferrari never wins again.
Specs: This car is better than you. At everything.
(taken from comparison between the GT and the 2004 Viper)
0-60 3.6
0-100 8.1
1/4 mile in 11.78@124mph
Top speed is somewhere over 200mph
550 hp @ 6500 rpm
500 ft-lb torque @ 3,750 rpm
14 mpg city/21 mpg highway (not that it matters)
I wish I had 150k to buy this car...by the time I ever get near to that much money its probably going to cost 200k+ and I will cry. And I believe everyone is already sold, they just have to be produced...
by Mr.Grammar April 25, 2004
Get the Ford GTmug.