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A condition in which an individual seeking intercourse from a female (ie vagina) is incapable of devoting the necessary attention to the endeavor because he is too distracted by other prospects of intercourse.
While dancing with a sure thing girl, Tommy's Vagina ADD flared up and caused him to stop dancing mid-song and approach another group of girls. In the ensuing maelstrom of estrogen and hurt feelings, Tommy ended the night with no vagina whatsoever.
by Motuu June 4, 2009
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The act of two men snowballing with one another immediately after they become eskimo brothers by way of a threesome
"It sure was nice of the hot waitress from Olive Garden to let us double up on her like this," said Sonic the Hedgehog to Michaelangelo the ninja turtle. "But for this night to be complete, we need to seal the deal with an eskimo kiss."
"Cowabunga!", said Michaelangelo the ninja turtle as he leaned down to slurp Sonic the Hedgehog's warm load out of the waitress's sweaty, exhausted, vagina
by Motuu June 5, 2020
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