MoribundMurdoch's definitions

Margaritamancy

1. Predicting the future by drinking margaritas

2. Predicting the future by drinking an excessive amount of margaritas

Ines's Margaritamancy is really impressive. She really thinks she's predicting the future when in actuality she's just relaying to us what just happened via garbled speech.

by MoribundMurdoch November 15, 2020

Campus Safetyism

A philosophy that advocates for protection from supposed offensive ideas on college campuses. (The term is from Jonathan Haidt's book "The Coddling of the American Mind")

Bret Weinstein was booted off the campus of Evergreen College in part thanks to campus safetyism.

by MoribundMurdoch July 18, 2021

Adiposimpity

the state or quality of being a fat simp

Gris showed his conspicuous adiposimpity when he took off his top to display his abdominous physique whilst he danced with his Belle Delphine body pillow.

by MoribundMurdoch November 3, 2020

borderline non sequitur

1. A statement that only just succeeds in logically following the statement that came before it.

2. A statement that logically follows the statement that came before it, but to an insignificant degree.

Adi: Cha' it makes sense, twas a borderline non sequitur though. You were quite roundabout in the way you were trying to explain your point. I almost thought you were about to continue that abrupt transition to it's endmost unrelated-ness. Where we would begin exploring a path of some non sequitur, but you just barely somehow inbrought all those tangential thoughts together to explain your point. I'm impressed.

by MoribundMurdoch November 3, 2020

sappy-sufferance

Patient endurance, during the pain inbrought via the excessively emotional scene from a drama, television program, anime, film, etcetera.

My appreciation of the K-dramas is borne of great sappy-sufferance.

by MoribundMurdoch September 20, 2021

Robomorphism

1. Attribution of robotic qualities to humans.

2. The process of humans becoming robotic or robot-like.

Yara: Yes, robomorphism is a kind of dirty talk for us robosexuals.

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by MoribundMurdoch November 3, 2020

Simpity

the state or quality of being a simp

His simpity clouded his judgement on whether or not to trust her, the total smokeshow's, claim that she was not guilty of the crime of stealing curry bread from the bakery.

by MoribundMurdoch September 15, 2020