MoribundMurdoch's definitions

borderline non sequitur

1. A statement that only just succeeds in logically following the statement that came before it.

2. A statement that logically follows the statement that came before it, but to an insignificant degree.

Adi: Cha' it makes sense, twas a borderline non sequitur though. You were quite roundabout in the way you were trying to explain your point. I almost thought you were about to continue that abrupt transition to it's endmost unrelated-ness. Where we would begin exploring a path of some non sequitur, but you just barely somehow inbrought all those tangential thoughts together to explain your point. I'm impressed.

by MoribundMurdoch November 3, 2020

sappy-sufferance

Patient endurance, during the pain inbrought via the excessively emotional scene from a drama, television program, anime, film, etcetera.

My appreciation of the K-dramas is borne of great sappy-sufferance.

by MoribundMurdoch September 20, 2021

Hoplened

to make or become a weapon

With 2000 press-ups a day, they hoplened themselves

by MoribundMurdoch September 23, 2022

Campus Safetyism

A philosophy that advocates for protection from supposed offensive ideas on college campuses. (The term is from Jonathan Haidt's book "The Coddling of the American Mind")

Bret Weinstein was booted off the campus of Evergreen College in part thanks to campus safetyism.

by MoribundMurdoch July 18, 2021

Biomimictarian

An advocate of the political ideology whose blueprint for governing is the imitation of the models, systems, and elements of nature for the purpose of solving complex human problems.

The biomimictarian mentioned that if you want to take in immigrants whilst you have welfare state; you should take mithridatism into account, to preclude the welfare state from becoming overwhelmed; yet if you fight shy of a welfare state you may be able to take advantage of an open borders policy and ergo explode your GDP.

by MoribundMurdoch June 14, 2018

Margaritamancy

1. Predicting the future by drinking margaritas

2. Predicting the future by drinking an excessive amount of margaritas

Ines's Margaritamancy is really impressive. She really thinks she's predicting the future when in actuality she's just relaying to us what just happened via garbled speech.

by MoribundMurdoch November 15, 2020

Schrödinger's Volcano

A new take on the famous thought experiment, Schrödinger's cat, that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. Inbrought by the undisputed masterpiece "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!" , & its confusion inbrought by Natsuki's lyrics describing the Aso Kujū National Park volcano situation. Natsuki mentioned that there is too much volcano & that there is no volcano? Many theorize that the answer is that it's "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!" given that the song is titled "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!".

Neglected gas stoves left on with candles abutting are like Schrödinger's Volcano: until you check in, they exist as both exploded & non-exploded .

by MoribundMurdoch June 22, 2021