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(1) the state of being braless, or not wearing a bra;
(2) a feminist act of defiance against normative expectations for women to constrict their breasts in something impractical and useless;
(3) a risky strategy that implies letting your breasts free rein, allowing men and women alike to stare at your wobbly breasts or visible nipples.
(1) the state of being braless, or not wearing a bra;
(2) a feminist act of defiance against normative expectations for women to constrict their breasts in something impractical and useless;
(3) a risky strategy that implies letting your breasts free rein, allowing men and women alike to stare at your wobbly breasts or visible nipples.
- "The moment I get home, I take my bra off and relax. It's always such a relief."
- "Why don't you go braless then? I often go out without a bra."
- "Have you seen my girls? With your flat chest, I'd do it all the time, but I can guarantee you I'd get plenty of stares... Public bralessness is no good for people like me."
- "Why don't you go braless then? I often go out without a bra."
- "Have you seen my girls? With your flat chest, I'd do it all the time, but I can guarantee you I'd get plenty of stares... Public bralessness is no good for people like me."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
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(1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces...
(2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. sexual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. Dendrophilia is a paraphilia. Paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have sexual contact with them. Extremely rare.
(1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces...
(2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. sexual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. Dendrophilia is a paraphilia. Paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have sexual contact with them. Extremely rare.
- "How come you know so much about pines?"
- "Actually, I was talking about spruces, Jerry. But anyway, I'm a coniferophiliac, really."
- "What the hell? You wanna fuck trees??"
- "No, no, no, it just means I am interested in conifers."
- "That's not what Urban Dictionary says."
- "Actually, I was talking about spruces, Jerry. But anyway, I'm a coniferophiliac, really."
- "What the hell? You wanna fuck trees??"
- "No, no, no, it just means I am interested in conifers."
- "That's not what Urban Dictionary says."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
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Skin-colored, beige or brown panties without visible panty lines, so that you can't see them through your clothes.
Skin-colored, beige or brown panties without visible panty lines, so that you can't see them through your clothes.
- "Sweetheart, you can't go out like that! I can see your undies right through your dress."
- "But mom ..."
- "We really have to get you a pair of nude panties, darling."
- "But mom, what if I *want* people to see my panty line?!"
- "But mom ..."
- "We really have to get you a pair of nude panties, darling."
- "But mom, what if I *want* people to see my panty line?!"
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
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Derived from 'abdomen crack'
(1) The appearance of a vertical line - a crack - in the middle of the stomach.
(2) An untenable and unhealthy beauty ideal for young, skinny women.
Derived from 'abdomen crack'
(1) The appearance of a vertical line - a crack - in the middle of the stomach.
(2) An untenable and unhealthy beauty ideal for young, skinny women.
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
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The state or quality of being naked in a way that does, for some reason, not arouse the spectator(s). Unarousing nudity is typically a form of casual nudity in a context that takes the sting of physical attraction out of it.
Examples include:
- Figure drawing
- Seeing particular people naked, such as your parents
- Doctor's visit
Unarousing nudity does not include not being attracted to someone naked, in whatever circumstances, on account of personal taste (gender, age, physical characteristics, ...).
The state or quality of being naked in a way that does, for some reason, not arouse the spectator(s). Unarousing nudity is typically a form of casual nudity in a context that takes the sting of physical attraction out of it.
Examples include:
- Figure drawing
- Seeing particular people naked, such as your parents
- Doctor's visit
Unarousing nudity does not include not being attracted to someone naked, in whatever circumstances, on account of personal taste (gender, age, physical characteristics, ...).
"It's weird. There I was, in art class, drawing the body of a beautiful, naked, young woman a few feet away from me, and I didn't get aroused at all. Of course it was exciting. Of course I felt artistically stimulated. But not once did I get sexually aroused. Unarousing nudity is a peculiar thing. Goes to show that sexual desire is contextually-made, isn't it?"
by Monticello-W October 19, 2016
Get the unarousing nudity mug.(1) a female's upper torso with no or little curvature, having no or very small breasts;
(2) a female with such a chest, or more regularly, who is thought to have a flat chest, but actually just has A or B cups.
Usually meant as an insult or self-deprecating remark, but reclaimed by some as a source of pride and self-worth.
(2) a female with such a chest, or more regularly, who is thought to have a flat chest, but actually just has A or B cups.
Usually meant as an insult or self-deprecating remark, but reclaimed by some as a source of pride and self-worth.
- "I can't believe Yuri's dating that flat chest from art class."
- "Aww, shut up. First of all, she's a beaut, and second, those are definitely B cups."
- "Aww, shut up. First of all, she's a beaut, and second, those are definitely B cups."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
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(1) A person of ancient Nubia; pertaining to ancient Nubia;
(2) An African or dark-skinned person; of (Sub-Saharan) African descent, or generally referring to a person with dark skin. A somewhat euphemistic or poetic way or referring to black and brown people.
(1) A person of ancient Nubia; pertaining to ancient Nubia;
(2) An African or dark-skinned person; of (Sub-Saharan) African descent, or generally referring to a person with dark skin. A somewhat euphemistic or poetic way or referring to black and brown people.
"I only like black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait.
Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
If you're a Nubian,
I want you to be in
Every fantasy,
But if you're a whitey,
Say nighty-nighty,
You're just not the girl for me."
-- Steven Lynch
Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
If you're a Nubian,
I want you to be in
Every fantasy,
But if you're a whitey,
Say nighty-nighty,
You're just not the girl for me."
-- Steven Lynch
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
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