Monticello-W's definitions
(Noun)
Derived from 'abdomen crack'
(1) The appearance of a vertical line - a crack - in the middle of the stomach.
(2) An untenable and unhealthy beauty ideal for young, skinny women.
Derived from 'abdomen crack'
(1) The appearance of a vertical line - a crack - in the middle of the stomach.
(2) An untenable and unhealthy beauty ideal for young, skinny women.
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
Get the ab crackmug. (Noun)
The state or quality of being naked in a way that does, for some reason, not arouse the spectator(s). Unarousing nudity is typically a form of casual nudity in a context that takes the sting of physical attraction out of it.
Examples include:
- Figure drawing
- Seeing particular people naked, such as your parents
- Doctor's visit
Unarousing nudity does not include not being attracted to someone naked, in whatever circumstances, on account of personal taste (gender, age, physical characteristics, ...).
The state or quality of being naked in a way that does, for some reason, not arouse the spectator(s). Unarousing nudity is typically a form of casual nudity in a context that takes the sting of physical attraction out of it.
Examples include:
- Figure drawing
- Seeing particular people naked, such as your parents
- Doctor's visit
Unarousing nudity does not include not being attracted to someone naked, in whatever circumstances, on account of personal taste (gender, age, physical characteristics, ...).
"It's weird. There I was, in art class, drawing the body of a beautiful, naked, young woman a few feet away from me, and I didn't get aroused at all. Of course it was exciting. Of course I felt artistically stimulated. But not once did I get sexually aroused. Unarousing nudity is a peculiar thing. Goes to show that sexual desire is contextually-made, isn't it?"
by Monticello-W October 19, 2016
Get the unarousing nuditymug. Another way of writing true JB, meaning true jailbait, meaning actually younger than the legal age and not just a twenty-something who tries to look like a teen.
Awww, this one's truJB!
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
Get the truJBmug. (Noun)
A female human body in line with the tastes of the Romans in Classical Antiquity, i.e. healthy-looking with wide hips, a straight waist, and small breasts. Whereas the modern beauty ideal tends to emphasize large breasts, a slim waist, and round buttocks, combined with an unprecendented skinniness.
A female human body in line with the tastes of the Romans in Classical Antiquity, i.e. healthy-looking with wide hips, a straight waist, and small breasts. Whereas the modern beauty ideal tends to emphasize large breasts, a slim waist, and round buttocks, combined with an unprecendented skinniness.
- "I really wish I had an hourglass figure."
- "Do you? I think you look great with your Roman body shape."
- "You do?"
- "Absolutely. I wish I had a figure like yours, with those magnificent hips."
- "Do you? I think you look great with your Roman body shape."
- "You do?"
- "Absolutely. I wish I had a figure like yours, with those magnificent hips."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
Get the Roman body shapemug. (1) a female's upper torso with no or little curvature, having no or very small breasts;
(2) a female with such a chest, or more regularly, who is thought to have a flat chest, but actually just has A or B cups.
Usually meant as an insult or self-deprecating remark, but reclaimed by some as a source of pride and self-worth.
(2) a female with such a chest, or more regularly, who is thought to have a flat chest, but actually just has A or B cups.
Usually meant as an insult or self-deprecating remark, but reclaimed by some as a source of pride and self-worth.
- "I can't believe Yuri's dating that flat chest from art class."
- "Aww, shut up. First of all, she's a beaut, and second, those are definitely B cups."
- "Aww, shut up. First of all, she's a beaut, and second, those are definitely B cups."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
Get the Flat chestmug. (Noun)
(1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces...
(2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. sexual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. Dendrophilia is a paraphilia. Paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have sexual contact with them. Extremely rare.
(1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces...
(2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. sexual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. Dendrophilia is a paraphilia. Paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have sexual contact with them. Extremely rare.
- "How come you know so much about pines?"
- "Actually, I was talking about spruces, Jerry. But anyway, I'm a coniferophiliac, really."
- "What the hell? You wanna fuck trees??"
- "No, no, no, it just means I am interested in conifers."
- "That's not what Urban Dictionary says."
- "Actually, I was talking about spruces, Jerry. But anyway, I'm a coniferophiliac, really."
- "What the hell? You wanna fuck trees??"
- "No, no, no, it just means I am interested in conifers."
- "That's not what Urban Dictionary says."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
Get the coniferophiliamug. (Noun)
A female human body in line with the ideals of Medieval Europe, i.e. a petite and slender figure, small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding, round belly.
A female human body in line with the ideals of Medieval Europe, i.e. a petite and slender figure, small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding, round belly.
Beauty ideals change over time and depending on the location and context. In Western Europe during the Middle Ages, the nobility set a particular beauty ideal for women: a fragile and petite figure, with small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding round belly. The Medieval body shape eventually gave way to new Renaissance ideals.
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
Get the Medieval body shapemug.