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small breasts

(Noun, plural)
Female breasts that are considered small, i.e. smaller than average or smaller than what is considered beautiful. With a huge variety in breast sizes as well as preferences, what are considered small breasts differs widely, too. The smallest bra size is an AA cup, followed by A and B, which are often considered small. Some women have a truly flat chest, with hardly any protrusions on the chest.

It is sometimes thought that all heterosexual men prefer large breasts, and while this is definitely very true for some, it is not true for all men. Some women and men have a distinct preferences for small breasts or so-called ibts.
- "Don't you think men prefer big boobs?"
- "Some probably do, but I'm pretty sure others prefer small breasts."
- "Yeah, sure, small, but not like my mosquito bites for sure."
- "You'd be surprised, sis. I once had a boyfriend who thought my handful of Bs was a little bit too much. He'd been happier with smaller, even."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
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small butt

(Noun)
A small pair of buttocks, either being narrow and slim, or not voluminous, or belonging to someone small. It's the opposite of big booty.

While the word is extremely self-evident, there seems to be confusion about what constitutes a small butt. The term is typically used negatively to describe what is actually a flat butt: a behind with little volume, not protruding backwards. When used positively, a small butt refers to an ass that is narrow and compact, meaning it does protrude somewhat backwards, but without the wide hips. In this case it's considered a marker of youth.
- "Are you a boobs guy?"
- "Oh, I sure like boobies, but I'm more of an ass kinda guy."
- "Awww, so you like big booty, huh?"
- "Quite the contrary: I dig small butts!"
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
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coniferophilia

(Noun)
(1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces...

(2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. sexual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. Dendrophilia is a paraphilia. Paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have sexual contact with them. Extremely rare.
- "How come you know so much about pines?"
- "Actually, I was talking about spruces, Jerry. But anyway, I'm a coniferophiliac, really."
- "What the hell? You wanna fuck trees??"
- "No, no, no, it just means I am interested in conifers."
- "That's not what Urban Dictionary says."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
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unarousing nudity

(Noun)
The state or quality of being naked in a way that does, for some reason, not arouse the spectator(s). Unarousing nudity is typically a form of casual nudity in a context that takes the sting of physical attraction out of it.

Examples include:
- Figure drawing
- Seeing particular people naked, such as your parents
- Doctor's visit

Unarousing nudity does not include not being attracted to someone naked, in whatever circumstances, on account of personal taste (gender, age, physical characteristics, ...).
"It's weird. There I was, in art class, drawing the body of a beautiful, naked, young woman a few feet away from me, and I didn't get aroused at all. Of course it was exciting. Of course I felt artistically stimulated. But not once did I get sexually aroused. Unarousing nudity is a peculiar thing. Goes to show that sexual desire is contextually-made, isn't it?"
by Monticello-W October 19, 2016
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breast size

(Noun)
The dimensions or magnitude of a female's breasts. Because breast size is considered important in assessing someone's attractiveness, and because it is sheer impossible to measure, it is the subject of immense speculation by both heterosexual men and women themselves.

For simplicity's sake, we usually talk about bra size. Bra sizes consist of a number, indicating the length of the band, and a letter, indicating the volume of the cups. Most men don't bother about the number and just focus on the letter instead. AA stands for really small breasts, whereas D, DD, E, F, and so forth signify there's a LOT of weight on a girl's shoulders. The letters, however, are misleading, because the cup sizing moves along with band sizing. The volume of 30F boobs is actually the same as those of 34DD or 38C.

That's why practical men have moved on to more natural indicators of size. A handful is one of the most used measurements because it is both personal (your hand size) and universal (we all have hands).

An additional obstacle is the fact that you only seldom get to see someone's naked breasts, and that the true size is obscured by nifty contraptions known as bras. A good push-up bra can get a lady with A cups to show off cleavage, whereas a minimizer bra does the exact opposite for someone who has big breasts.

Another but related concept is breast shape.
Sam: "That girl's a ten in my book."
Dimitri: "With her breast size? No way. I like a handful, and that's not even half a handful."
Sam: "Her breast size, what do you mean? I'm pretty sure those are fine B cups."
Dimitri: "Don't be fooled by that bra, Sam."
Sam: "Honestly, though. Nothing wrong with her cute lil bosom."
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
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breast shape

(Noun)
The form or outline of a female's breast. Since all bodies are unique, so are all breasts. Some breasts are droopy, while others are full and round, or cone-shaped.

Attempts have been made to categorize boobs into different types based on their (naked) form:
- Round breasts: equally full at the top and bottom
- East West breasts: pointing outwards
- Side-set breasts: boobs with a wide space between 'em
- Close breasts: breasts that actually meet in the middle
- Athletic breasts: wide, muscular boobs
- Teardrop breasts: rounded but slightly less full at the top
- Slender breasts: slimmer at the top, fuller at the bottom, and longer than they are wide
- Thin or tuberous breasts: slender and long breasts that appear empty
- Assymetric or uneven breasts: different sizes
- Bell- or omega-shape breasts: like slender breasts, but usually bigger
- Conical breasts: the base of the breast is typical, but the shape is more cone-like and pointy

Other ways to categorize boobs by shape include:
- Position of the nipples
- Position on the chest: from high up to low set
- Natural or enhanced (plastic tits)
- Wideness of the breast root

Full and round boobs are usually considered the most attractive.
- "Man, I love big tits!"
- "For me, it's not at all about size. It's about breast shape."
- "Like pears or oranges? Or melons!"
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
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gaping bra

(Noun)
When a small-chested female wears a molded bra that is too big for her boobies, and the bra's gaping at the top. If you're into small breasts, this is a pretty good sign. The opposite is an overflowing bra.
"I'm an A but I usually wear B cups. A gaping bra improves my bust, gives the boys something to look at, and actually makes me feel sexier."
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
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