Monticello-W's definitions
(Noun)
The resentful desire of another woman's smaller breasts. The opposite of the more common and well-known boob envy, in which a woman envies another female's bigger boobs. Reverse boob envy, also known as small boobs envy, is not well known to most men, but is felt by many women to be true, since small breasts are often more practical, and not seldom just as beautiful as bigger jugs.
The resentful desire of another woman's smaller breasts. The opposite of the more common and well-known boob envy, in which a woman envies another female's bigger boobs. Reverse boob envy, also known as small boobs envy, is not well known to most men, but is felt by many women to be true, since small breasts are often more practical, and not seldom just as beautiful as bigger jugs.
"Lovely picture of these two girls! Rare example of reverse boob envy. Look at that girl, envying her gorgeous flat chest."
by Monticello-W October 21, 2016
Get the reverse boob envymug. (Noun)
The dimensions or magnitude of a female's breasts. Because breast size is considered important in assessing someone's attractiveness, and because it is sheer impossible to measure, it is the subject of immense speculation by both heterosexual men and women themselves.
For simplicity's sake, we usually talk about bra size. Bra sizes consist of a number, indicating the length of the band, and a letter, indicating the volume of the cups. Most men don't bother about the number and just focus on the letter instead. AA stands for really small breasts, whereas D, DD, E, F, and so forth signify there's a LOT of weight on a girl's shoulders. The letters, however, are misleading, because the cup sizing moves along with band sizing. The volume of 30F boobs is actually the same as those of 34DD or 38C.
That's why practical men have moved on to more natural indicators of size. A handful is one of the most used measurements because it is both personal (your hand size) and universal (we all have hands).
An additional obstacle is the fact that you only seldom get to see someone's naked breasts, and that the true size is obscured by nifty contraptions known as bras. A good push-up bra can get a lady with A cups to show off cleavage, whereas a minimizer bra does the exact opposite for someone who has big breasts.
Another but related concept is breast shape.
The dimensions or magnitude of a female's breasts. Because breast size is considered important in assessing someone's attractiveness, and because it is sheer impossible to measure, it is the subject of immense speculation by both heterosexual men and women themselves.
For simplicity's sake, we usually talk about bra size. Bra sizes consist of a number, indicating the length of the band, and a letter, indicating the volume of the cups. Most men don't bother about the number and just focus on the letter instead. AA stands for really small breasts, whereas D, DD, E, F, and so forth signify there's a LOT of weight on a girl's shoulders. The letters, however, are misleading, because the cup sizing moves along with band sizing. The volume of 30F boobs is actually the same as those of 34DD or 38C.
That's why practical men have moved on to more natural indicators of size. A handful is one of the most used measurements because it is both personal (your hand size) and universal (we all have hands).
An additional obstacle is the fact that you only seldom get to see someone's naked breasts, and that the true size is obscured by nifty contraptions known as bras. A good push-up bra can get a lady with A cups to show off cleavage, whereas a minimizer bra does the exact opposite for someone who has big breasts.
Another but related concept is breast shape.
Sam: "That girl's a ten in my book."
Dimitri: "With her breast size? No way. I like a handful, and that's not even half a handful."
Sam: "Her breast size, what do you mean? I'm pretty sure those are fine B cups."
Dimitri: "Don't be fooled by that bra, Sam."
Sam: "Honestly, though. Nothing wrong with her cute lil bosom."
Dimitri: "With her breast size? No way. I like a handful, and that's not even half a handful."
Sam: "Her breast size, what do you mean? I'm pretty sure those are fine B cups."
Dimitri: "Don't be fooled by that bra, Sam."
Sam: "Honestly, though. Nothing wrong with her cute lil bosom."
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
Get the breast sizemug. (Noun)
The form or outline of a female's breast. Since all bodies are unique, so are all breasts. Some breasts are droopy, while others are full and round, or cone-shaped.
Attempts have been made to categorize boobs into different types based on their (naked) form:
- Round breasts: equally full at the top and bottom
- East West breasts: pointing outwards
- Side-set breasts: boobs with a wide space between 'em
- Close breasts: breasts that actually meet in the middle
- Athletic breasts: wide, muscular boobs
- Teardrop breasts: rounded but slightly less full at the top
- Slender breasts: slimmer at the top, fuller at the bottom, and longer than they are wide
- Thin or tuberous breasts: slender and long breasts that appear empty
- Assymetric or uneven breasts: different sizes
- Bell- or omega-shape breasts: like slender breasts, but usually bigger
- Conical breasts: the base of the breast is typical, but the shape is more cone-like and pointy
Other ways to categorize boobs by shape include:
- Position of the nipples
- Position on the chest: from high up to low set
- Natural or enhanced (plastic tits)
- Wideness of the breast root
Full and round boobs are usually considered the most attractive.
The form or outline of a female's breast. Since all bodies are unique, so are all breasts. Some breasts are droopy, while others are full and round, or cone-shaped.
Attempts have been made to categorize boobs into different types based on their (naked) form:
- Round breasts: equally full at the top and bottom
- East West breasts: pointing outwards
- Side-set breasts: boobs with a wide space between 'em
- Close breasts: breasts that actually meet in the middle
- Athletic breasts: wide, muscular boobs
- Teardrop breasts: rounded but slightly less full at the top
- Slender breasts: slimmer at the top, fuller at the bottom, and longer than they are wide
- Thin or tuberous breasts: slender and long breasts that appear empty
- Assymetric or uneven breasts: different sizes
- Bell- or omega-shape breasts: like slender breasts, but usually bigger
- Conical breasts: the base of the breast is typical, but the shape is more cone-like and pointy
Other ways to categorize boobs by shape include:
- Position of the nipples
- Position on the chest: from high up to low set
- Natural or enhanced (plastic tits)
- Wideness of the breast root
Full and round boobs are usually considered the most attractive.
- "Man, I love big tits!"
- "For me, it's not at all about size. It's about breast shape."
- "Like pears or oranges? Or melons!"
- "For me, it's not at all about size. It's about breast shape."
- "Like pears or oranges? Or melons!"
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
Get the breast shapemug. (Noun, plural)
Female breasts that are considered small, i.e. smaller than average or smaller than what is considered beautiful. With a huge variety in breast sizes as well as preferences, what are considered small breasts differs widely, too. The smallest bra size is an AA cup, followed by A and B, which are often considered small. Some women have a truly flat chest, with hardly any protrusions on the chest.
It is sometimes thought that all heterosexual men prefer large breasts, and while this is definitely very true for some, it is not true for all men. Some women and men have a distinct preferences for small breasts or so-called ibts.
Female breasts that are considered small, i.e. smaller than average or smaller than what is considered beautiful. With a huge variety in breast sizes as well as preferences, what are considered small breasts differs widely, too. The smallest bra size is an AA cup, followed by A and B, which are often considered small. Some women have a truly flat chest, with hardly any protrusions on the chest.
It is sometimes thought that all heterosexual men prefer large breasts, and while this is definitely very true for some, it is not true for all men. Some women and men have a distinct preferences for small breasts or so-called ibts.
- "Don't you think men prefer big boobs?"
- "Some probably do, but I'm pretty sure others prefer small breasts."
- "Yeah, sure, small, but not like my mosquito bites for sure."
- "You'd be surprised, sis. I once had a boyfriend who thought my handful of Bs was a little bit too much. He'd been happier with smaller, even."
- "Some probably do, but I'm pretty sure others prefer small breasts."
- "Yeah, sure, small, but not like my mosquito bites for sure."
- "You'd be surprised, sis. I once had a boyfriend who thought my handful of Bs was a little bit too much. He'd been happier with smaller, even."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
Get the small breastsmug. (Noun, Adjective)
(1) A person of ancient Nubia; pertaining to ancient Nubia;
(2) An African or dark-skinned person; of (Sub-Saharan) African descent, or generally referring to a person with dark skin. A somewhat euphemistic or poetic way or referring to black and brown people.
(1) A person of ancient Nubia; pertaining to ancient Nubia;
(2) An African or dark-skinned person; of (Sub-Saharan) African descent, or generally referring to a person with dark skin. A somewhat euphemistic or poetic way or referring to black and brown people.
"I only like black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait.
Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
If you're a Nubian,
I want you to be in
Every fantasy,
But if you're a whitey,
Say nighty-nighty,
You're just not the girl for me."
-- Steven Lynch
Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
If you're a Nubian,
I want you to be in
Every fantasy,
But if you're a whitey,
Say nighty-nighty,
You're just not the girl for me."
-- Steven Lynch
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
Get the Nubianmug. (Noun)
A female human body in line with the tastes of the Romans in Classical Antiquity, i.e. healthy-looking with wide hips, a straight waist, and small breasts. Whereas the modern beauty ideal tends to emphasize large breasts, a slim waist, and round buttocks, combined with an unprecendented skinniness.
A female human body in line with the tastes of the Romans in Classical Antiquity, i.e. healthy-looking with wide hips, a straight waist, and small breasts. Whereas the modern beauty ideal tends to emphasize large breasts, a slim waist, and round buttocks, combined with an unprecendented skinniness.
- "I really wish I had an hourglass figure."
- "Do you? I think you look great with your Roman body shape."
- "You do?"
- "Absolutely. I wish I had a figure like yours, with those magnificent hips."
- "Do you? I think you look great with your Roman body shape."
- "You do?"
- "Absolutely. I wish I had a figure like yours, with those magnificent hips."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
Get the Roman body shapemug. (Noun)
A female human body in line with the ideals of Medieval Europe, i.e. a petite and slender figure, small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding, round belly.
A female human body in line with the ideals of Medieval Europe, i.e. a petite and slender figure, small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding, round belly.
Beauty ideals change over time and depending on the location and context. In Western Europe during the Middle Ages, the nobility set a particular beauty ideal for women: a fragile and petite figure, with small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding round belly. The Medieval body shape eventually gave way to new Renaissance ideals.
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
Get the Medieval body shapemug.