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(1) a female's upper torso with no or little curvature, having no or very small breasts;
(2) a female with such a chest, or more regularly, who is thought to have a flat chest, but actually just has A or B cups.
Usually meant as an insult or self-deprecating remark, but reclaimed by some as a source of pride and self-worth.
- "I can't believe Yuri's dating that flat chest from art class."
- "Aww, shut up. First of all, she's a beaut, and second, those are definitely B cups."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
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(Noun)
A female human body in line with the tastes of the Romans in Classical Antiquity, i.e. healthy-looking with wide hips, a straight waist, and small breasts. Whereas the modern beauty ideal tends to emphasize large breasts, a slim waist, and round buttocks, combined with an unprecendented skinniness.
- "I really wish I had an hourglass figure."
- "Do you? I think you look great with your Roman body shape."
- "You do?"
- "Absolutely. I wish I had a figure like yours, with those magnificent hips."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
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When a small-chested female wears a molded bra that is too big for her boobies, and the bra's gaping at the top. If you're into small breasts, this is a pretty good sign. The opposite is an overflowing bra.
"I'm an A but I usually wear B cups. A gaping bra improves my bust, gives the boys something to look at, and actually makes me feel sexier."
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
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The form or outline of a female's breast. Since all bodies are unique, so are all breasts. Some breasts are droopy, while others are full and round, or cone-shaped.

Attempts have been made to categorize boobs into different types based on their (naked) form:
- Round breasts: equally full at the top and bottom
- East West breasts: pointing outwards
- Side-set breasts: boobs with a wide space between 'em
- Close breasts: breasts that actually meet in the middle
- Athletic breasts: wide, muscular boobs
- Teardrop breasts: rounded but slightly less full at the top
- Slender breasts: slimmer at the top, fuller at the bottom, and longer than they are wide
- Thin or tuberous breasts: slender and long breasts that appear empty
- Assymetric or uneven breasts: different sizes
- Bell- or omega-shape breasts: like slender breasts, but usually bigger
- Conical breasts: the base of the breast is typical, but the shape is more cone-like and pointy

Other ways to categorize boobs by shape include:
- Position of the nipples
- Position on the chest: from high up to low set
- Natural or enhanced (plastic tits)
- Wideness of the breast root

Full and round boobs are usually considered the most attractive.
- "Man, I love big tits!"
- "For me, it's not at all about size. It's about breast shape."
- "Like pears or oranges? Or melons!"
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abbrevation of visible bra line, which denotes that you can see that someone is wearing a bra, because the edges can be seen through the upper layers of clothing, or when the tank top above (or anything alike) does not cover the bra properly. This is something women would want to avoid - but men most certainly like a good VBL.
"Oh sweetie, that's not the right bra for you! I can see your VBL right through that blouse."
by Monticello-W December 26, 2012
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(1) A person of ancient Nubia; pertaining to ancient Nubia;
(2) An African or dark-skinned person; of (Sub-Saharan) African descent, or generally referring to a person with dark skin. A somewhat euphemistic or poetic way or referring to black and brown people.
"I only like black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait.
Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
If you're a Nubian,
I want you to be in
Every fantasy,
But if you're a whitey,
Say nighty-nighty,
You're just not the girl for me."
-- Steven Lynch
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A small pair of buttocks, either being narrow and slim, or not voluminous, or belonging to someone small. It's the opposite of big booty.

While the word is extremely self-evident, there seems to be confusion about what constitutes a small butt. The term is typically used negatively to describe what is actually a flat butt: a behind with little volume, not protruding backwards. When used positively, a small butt refers to an ass that is narrow and compact, meaning it does protrude somewhat backwards, but without the wide hips. In this case it's considered a marker of youth.
- "Are you a boobs guy?"
- "Oh, I sure like boobies, but I'm more of an ass kinda guy."
- "Awww, so you like big booty, huh?"
- "Quite the contrary: I dig small butts!"
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
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